- FBI Agent Henricksen: I got a lot to celebrate. I mean, after all, seein' you two in chains?
- Dean Winchester: You kinky son of a bitch. We don't swing that way.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I, uh... I shot the sheriff.
- Dean Winchester: But you didn't shoot the deputy.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Five minutes ago I was fine, and then...
- Dean Winchester: Let me guess. Some nasty black smoke jammed itself down your throat?
- Sam Winchester: You were possessed.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Possessed, like... possessed?
- Sam Winchester: That's what it feels like. Now you know.
- Dean Winchester: I owe you the biggest I-told-you-so ever.
- Dean Winchester: This is pretty wild, right? I mean it's like they're coming straight for us. They've never done that before. Like we've got a contract on us. You think it's 'cause we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.
- Dean Winchester: I'm not going to let the demon kill some sweet innocent girl, that hasn't even been laid yet.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I better call in. Hell of a story I won't be telling.
- Sam Winchester: So what are you gonna tell 'em?
- FBI Agent Henricksen: The least ridiculous lie I can come up with in the next five minutes.
- Dean Winchester: Good luck with that. Not to pressure you or anything, but... what are you planning to do about us?
- FBI Agent Henricksen: I'm gonna kill you.
- [he smiles]
- FBI Agent Henricksen: Sam and Dean Winchester were in the chopper when it caught on fire. Nothing's left. Can't even identify 'em with dental records. Rest in peace, guys.
- Ruby: Does anyone have a breath mint? Some guts splattered into my mouth while I was killing my way in here.
- Sam Winchester: However many there are, they could be possessing anyone, anyone could just walk right in.
- Dean Winchester: It's kind of wild, right? I mean's like they're coming right for us. Never done that before.
- Sam Winchester: ...
- Dean Winchester: 'S like we got a contract on us.
- [Smiles]
- Dean Winchester: Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: You know what I'm trying to decide?
- Dean Winchester: I don't know, what, whether Cialis will help you with your little condition?
- Ruby: [after being told that they lost the Colt] I'm sorry, I must have blood in my ear. I thought I just heard you say that you were stupid enough to let the Colt get grabbed out of your thick, clumsy, idiotic hands.
- Ruby: Lilith killed everyone. She slaughtered your precious virgin plus half a dozen other people. So after your big speech about humanity and war, turns out *your* plan was the one with the body count. Do you know how to fight a battle? You strike fast and you don't leave any survivors, so no one can go running to tell the boss. So next time, we go with my plan.
- Dean Winchester: if it makes you feel any better, Big Foot's a hoax.
- FBI Agent Henricksen: it doesn't.