- Kenny Spruce: Can I ask you a question?
- Dean Winchester: Sure.
- Kenny Spruce: Before, when you and Sam were talking - he said you had two months left?
- Dean Winchester: It's complicated. A while ago, Sam...
- [he stops, looking into the camera]
- Dean Winchester: You know what? I'm not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to a bullshit reality show, I'm gonna do my fuckin' job.
- Kenny Spruce: [after a long pause] Is it cancer?
- Dean Winchester: Shut up.
- Ed Zeddmore: I know you.
- Dean Winchester: Yeah, sure you do. Let's see some identification.
- Ed Zeddmore: I know the both of you guys. Yeah, yeah...
- Ed Zeddmore: [Ed shakes his head at Sam and Dean]
- Sam Winchester: [Sam suddenly recognizes Ed]
- Sam Winchester: Holy shit.
- Dean Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: West Texas - that tulpa we had to take out, those two goofballs who almost got us killed? Uh - uh, Hell Hounds, or somethin'?
- Dean Winchester: Fuck me.
- Dean Winchester: There's a box of salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.
- Ed Zeddmore: [a long pause; Ed and Harry look confused] Get inside your duffel?
- Dean Winchester: The salt, you idiots!
- Ghostfacers Theme Song: Ghost! Ghostfacers! We face the ghost when others will not! We're ghost! ghostfacers! Stay in the kitchen when the kitchen gets hot! Ghost! Ghostfacers! We face the nightmare, we face the dread! Ghost! Ghostfacers! We face the faceless, we face the dread! In the haunted night, looking for the fright of out life with the after-life! When you trip and fall, into the super-natur-all! We're who you're gonna call cause we face them all! Ghostfacers!
- Dean Winchester: [about the finished Ghostfacers pilot] You know, I kinda think it was half-awesome.
- Maggie Zeddmore: Half-awesome? That's full-on good, right?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah, I mean, it's bizarre how y'all are able to, uh, to honor Corbett's memory while grossly exploiting the manner of his death. Well done.
- Maggie Zeddmore: Ed has been obsessed with the supernatural since we were kids, you know, and then he meets Harry at computer camp, and love at first geek.
- Ed Zeddmore: It used to be just, you know, you and I taking on the cases, just Harry and me.
- Harry Spangler: Two lone wolves.
- Ed Zeddmore: And two lone wolves need, uh... other wolves.
- Ed Zeddmore: Good morning, Ghostfacers.
- Kenny Spruce: It's 7 pm, dude.
- Ed Zeddmore: It's morning to a Ghostfacer.
- Harry Spangler: [Harry rubs up against Maggie, she turns around and hits him] Ow! Ed, you're sister's abusing staff!
- Ed Zeddmore: That's adopted sister, thank you very much.
- Ed Zeddmore: Come on, guys. Don't be 'Facer-haters' because we happened to have gotten the footage of the century. Oh, yeah.
- Ghostfacers Theme Song, Harry Spangler, Ed Zeddmore, Alan J. Corbett, Maggie Zeddmore: [raising their hands] Ghooooosstttt...
- [masking their faces with hands]
- Ghostfacers Theme Song, Harry Spangler, Ed Zeddmore, Alan J. Corbett, Maggie Zeddmore: Facerrrsssss!
- Ed Zeddmore: Good morning, Ghostfacers.
- Ghostfacers Theme Song: It's 7 pm, dude.
- Ed Zeddmore: It's morning to a Ghostfacer.
- Harry Spangler: [Harry rubs up against Maggie, she turns around and hits him] Ow! Ed, your sister's abusing staff!
- Ed Zeddmore: That's adopted sister, thank you very much.
- Sam Winchester: Okay, look, Death echoes are ghosts, okay? Now, ghosts - they usually haunt places where they lived or they died.
- Dean Winchester: Except these mooks didn't live or die here.
- Sam Winchester: Right.
- Maggie Zeddmore: So, what are they doing here?
- Dean Winchester: Hey, give the lady a cigar.