- Hog-Tie: [snorts] Come on, Donkey Brain.
- [snorts again]
- Hog-Tie: I'll tie ya...
- [more snorts]
- Hog-Tie: ... in knots!
- [even more snorts]
- Thirty/Thirty: I eat bacon for breakfast, pig-nose!
- [whinnies]
- Mayor Derringer: [clears his throat] Now just a Kerium ticking minute, mister Ambassador! If it weren't for Marshal BraveStarr, Tex Hex'd make things plenty hot around here!
- Tex Hex: [speaking on intercom] Where are you, BraveStarr? The Ambasador's my hostage and his breathin' supply's running out... If Fort Kerium doesn't surrender, he's a gone-bird.
- Thirty/Thirty: [Thunderstick had shot at Thirty/Thirty from a distance] Oh, now ya done it. Ya hit me when I weren't lookin'... . and that makes me MAD!