Year One (2009)
Oliver Platt: High Priest
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Quotes
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High Priest : Behind these doors is the Holiest of Holies, earthly domain of the gods. A place so ineffably sacred, so powerful, that he who enters... Instant death!
Oh : Who cleans it?
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King : How did you become high priest?
High Priest : I'm your brother-in-law.
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High Priest : [the eunuch removes one of his testicles from his leather pouch. Throws and hits Zed with it] HIGH PRIEST: Did he just hurl his own ball at him? How spectacular.
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High Priest : Oh please, if you're a virgin, then I'm a fuzzy little gerbil. Back to the whorehouse with you.
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High Priest : Boy, rub me with oil.