- Shiv Roy: [Shiv has called a meeting of the siblings to decide about Rhea] Not wanting to put a damper on Rhea's celebration or anything but it's time we killed her, dead. Smash her skull with a rock.
- Kendall Roy: Okay
- Connor Roy: Nice. Way to ease us in, sis.
- Roman Roy: We're there nibbles at this event? I was expecting nibbles
- Shiv Roy: What I'm thinking is we just-we tell him direct. We just tell him, all of us, we won't have it.
- Connor Roy: Should I maybe take the floor? Would Rhea really be the worst thing in the world? Or does a woman from the outside actually make sense right now?
- Shiv Roy: All right, well-okay she got to you.
- Connor Roy: I'm fighting on two fronts and I may have to make a request to dad. No. Shiv, I'm just...
- Shiv Roy: This is bullshit. Ken?
- Kendall Roy: Well... I-I just-I think maybe you over played your hand.
- Shiv Roy: You're backing her too, rebounder? How'd she get to you? You think you'll be given another shot at some point? Doubt it, Ken. And Roman? You? No. She just thinks your a dipshit, but maybe it's because your too much of a fucking dipshit to realize it.
- Roman Roy: Ah, well, I mean... oh fuck you. Dad, Gerry; they all care about me taking management training.
- Shiv Roy: It's corporate daycare.
- [He mimics in a childish babble then makes a fart noise]
- Shiv Roy: [They laugh] Don't laugh, that was not a good comeback. Good to know you're taking this serious.
- Roman Roy: [He looks under a lampshade] I do.
- Kendall Roy: It's transparent. You know, Rhea's who dad wants. Clearly, so...
- Roman Roy: [Roman hands her a card that say the word 'fart' on it] In case you want it in writing.
- [She snatches it from him]
- Connor Roy: Full disclosure I'm starting to like her.
- Shiv Roy: [She throws it back at Roman] Aww, he likes her. Yeah, this is why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake.
- Connor Roy: First pancake. Okay, thank you.
- [He stands]
- Connor Roy: You're a brat. And none of you have been through what I've been through, so just...
- Roman Roy: Aw, my mommy got sent to the booby hatch and now I'm sad.
- Connor Roy: Fuck off.
- [He leaves]
- Kendall Roy: I think you're being a little too emotional about this whole thing.
- [He leaves]
- Shiv Roy: Oh, my fucking god. Are you throwing the emotional card on me? Fuck sake.
- Roman Roy: I mean I was gonna mansplain it to you but I think he did a very good job.
- [Roman leaves]
- Logan Roy: This place... I look around and... I don't know. We came back for, um... when my mother died, but it was all so... complicated. You can't explain it. It's not what you think. You look at the old pictures and they want you to think it's all so fucking simple, but it was... well, it was... It was, um-- I don't know what it was. It was, um... It wasn't... what they say, you know?
- [Fed up on his fourth recording take, starts talking in a cartoony voice]
- Roman Roy: What up prick licks? It's me! Doctor Moron! I'm a ding dong doodle bug dipshit with a titmouse dick and my dad hates all of you! Fucky go bye-bye! How was that? Was that good?