My Last Five Girlfriends (2009)

Dave Chapman: Agent 3, Guppy

Quotes 

• [Making out with Natalie, Duncan sees her toy elephant Guppy staring at her] 

  Duncan : WHAT?

  Guppy : [talking]  What's wrong?

  Duncan : Well, what d'you mean?

  Guppy : Ah, you're not into it. What's up?

  Duncan : I can't help thinking...

  Guppy : Don't THINK, just get on with it!

  Duncan : I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head!

  Guppy : Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off!

  [points at his head] 

  Guppy : D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?

  [walks on air, then thinks about what he just did and falls with a holler] 

  Duncan : I know, but it's all a bit...

  Guppy : [climbing on the bed]  A bit quick, yeah! Yeah, a little bit too easy?

  Duncan : I suppose.

  Guppy : Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER...

  Duncan : I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it!

  Guppy : Well then, you've got to stop!

  Duncan : What?

  Guppy : Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately! Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her!

  Duncan : Really?

  Guppy : COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET! Just enjoy it!

  Duncan : Okay. Thanks, Guppy.

  Guppy : Don't mention it.