- Sam Merlotte: [walking into Sookie's room] She's asking for you.
- Bill Compton: There something you want to say to me?
- Sam Merlotte: I want you to stay away from her.
- Bill Compton: You know Sookie doesn't take kindly to people making decisions for her.
- Sam Merlotte: You don't need to tell me who Sookie is. I know who she is. I've known a long time.
- Bill Compton: Well, then you'll also know that this is neither the time nor the place for you to... mark your territory.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [looking at all of the food brought by the town] What the fuck is it with white people and jello? I don't understand.
- Tara Thornton: [annoyed] What the hell we gonna do with all this?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Toss it. Sookie don't need no bad juju cooking.
- Tara Thornton: Bad juju?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. That shit true as gold. You put some love in your food and folk can taste it.
- [picks up the cornbread]
- Lafayette Reynolds: Smell this. You can smell the-the fear and nastiness comin' off that cornbread.
- Tara Thornton: [takes a bit] Tastes just fine to me.
- Lafayette Reynolds: See bitch. You gonna wish you ain't did that. Watch.
- Lafayette Reynolds: [producing a small bag of pills] Your wish is my command.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Oh no, I don't do drugs!
- Lafayette Reynolds: Sook relax, this is not drugs, this is just a Valium.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [about yelling at at neighbor] I shouldn't have lost it like that.
- Tara Thornton: Don't you feel sorry for yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been stickin' her nose where it don't belong for years.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Say it. I mean, if she talked any more shit she'd be shaped like a toilet.
- [as he and Tara start to laugh]
- Jason Stackhouse: [chasing her through the cemetery] Sookie... Sookie. Just hold up a sec.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [stoppign to snap at Jason] Why? So you can hit me again? Go ahead and tell me how it's all my fault. Tell me how you wish it were me in that coffin. I deserve it?
- Jason Stackhouse: [breathing heavy and walking towards her] I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [backing off] Don't touch me.
- Jason Stackhouse: Well, I didn't mean to hurt you. You gotta know that.
- Sookie Stackhouse: You invited Uncle Bartlett! How could you do that?
- Jason Stackhouse: He has a right to be here. I know he and Gran had their problems. But what ever they were, it don't matter no more. 'Cause that's what family does. We forgive each other.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [unbelieving] You have no idea what you're talking about.
- Jason Stackhouse: Sookie, please.I mean, we're all we've got.
- Sookie Stackhouse: We've got nothing.
- Sam Merlotte: [on the porch steps, after finding Adele] I should never have left you alone. I lost my temper and I shouldn't have.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Do you think you could apologize to me some other time?
- Tara Thornton: [peeved] Nothin' says I'm sorry like a tuna cheese cassarole.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Another one?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Gran's gone. She's really gone.
- Tara Thornton: Yeah, she is.
- Sookie Stackhouse: I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Can't even think straight.
- Tara Thornton: Maybe I should go check on Sookie.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Trust me, that child is dead to the world right now.
- Tara Thornton: [about vampires] Do you think they're capable of lovin' a person?
- Lafayette Reynolds: Who knows what they're capable of.
- Sookie Stackhouse: [to Uncle Bartlett, seething] You haven't been part of this family in a long time.
- Lettie Mae Thornton: [at the funeral] I got somethin' to say.
- Lafayette Reynolds: What is she doing?
- Tara Thornton: [trying to stop her] No, Mama!
- Lettie Mae Thornton: Oh, my fuckin' God. Girl, this about to get ugly.
- Sam Merlotte: [about Sookie] She said she wants to be alone.
- Tara Thornton: Well, I don't.
- Sam Merlotte: Me either.
- Andy Bellefleur: Psycho sonuvabitch, goin' after a old lady that way, just about the sickest thing I ever seen.
- Sheriff Bud Dearborne: Nah. I've seen worse. There was a murder about 6 years ago, lady snapped, blew her husband's head off while he was watching the game. Big chunks of brain all over the TV.
- Andy Bellefleur: Why'd she do it?
- Sheriff Bud Dearborne: I guess she wanted to watch something else. How they hell would I know, Andy? People don't murder 'cuz they're right in the head!
- Sookie Stackhouse: I shouldn't of lost it like that.
- Tara Thornton: Don't feel sorry yellin' at that snoopy old bitch. She's been sticking her nose where it don't belong for years.
- Lafayette Reynolds: Saayy it. I mean, if she talked anymore shit she'd be shaped liked a toilet.
- Tara Thornton, Lafayette Reynolds: Tara and Lafayette look at each other and proceed to laugh.