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2/10
An Embarrassing Trainwreck from a Formally Talented Cartoonist
elicopperman25 June 2019
Many animated projects that have been made by Kickstarter have turned out hit or miss, but none have ever been more infamous than Cans Without Labels. Created by Ren & Stimpy John Kricfalusi, this prolonged project was announced in 2012 and was set for a release the following year. After numerous delays, angry disputes, and Kricfalusi getting into a lot of trouble (which I won't get into), the project never saw the light of day until this year. However, not only did it not satisfy anyone who donated to the fundraiser, but it could very well be the worst thing John K. has made by far.

Now the basic premise of the cartoon is that George Liquor has a bunch of unlabeled cans that he feeds to his nephews Ernie and Slab. Upon realizing that a face is inside one of the cans, the two youngins have to get rid of it quick. While very simple in concept, a lot of cartoons are in general, so it all depends on the execution to succeed. Unfortunately, this is where the cartoon fails, as a lot of the gags are heavily drawn out and the scenes go on for way too long. In addition, for a cartoon about trying to avoid eating a face, there isn't even enough gross out material for those who find the appeal in it. In addition, Kricfalusi is known for including public domain music in his cartoons, but the sound mixing is all over the place. The musical timing feels off, some tracks play at unnecessary points (you should not have a freakout track play right before a character gets shocked), and there's way too much noise for the viewers to gravitate towards what's happening on screen. Talk about throwing everything in the kitchen sink.

But of course, we need to talk about the animation quality, and my goodness has Kricfalusi fallen from grace in recent years. I know he's all about exaggerating the movements and facial expressions in his work, but his perfectionism has gone to the point of utter repulsion and annoyance. The actual character motion runs at a chaotic pace, making it difficult to gravitate towards anyone on screen. Not to mention, they move so much that your senses may have a hard time picking up on anything going on in the cartoon. There's barely any weight to the characters, as if they're just floating around who they move rather than feeling natural in their surroundings. Not to mention, the CG cans do not mesh well with the 2D animated characters, as they look like they belong in a Newgrounds short than something from a professional animator. Also, the camera movements are bizarrely uneven and they actually make you feel more queasy than the piss poor attempts at shock humor. For something that took seven years to produce, the animation might as well belong in an unlabeled can.

Come to think of it, it's no wonder this cartoon took nearly 3/4 of a decade to make, because Kricfalusi has never met a deadline since his days working for Ralph Bakshi. Needless to say, not only does Cans Without Labels fail as a cartoon due to its boring pacing and nauseating animation, but what it offers in terms of content is so bad that I don't think anybody would be willing to touch it with a 3 foot pole. It's a testament to how bad this cartoon is when even the unfinished cut flows better than the final product. To everyone out there wanting to get their products made, make sure you set straight goals ahead so you can always be on a tight schedule without worrying your supporters. Otherwise, you could end up as an arrogant purist with no self confidence that can't make heads or tails of your own limitations.
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4/10
Not worth the seven year old wait
mattiasflgrtll616 July 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I've admired John K. ever since I first saw The Ren & Stimpy Show (well, as an artist anyway). And although he was fired after two seasons, it was clear to me the guy was clearly talented and had a huge passion for what he was doing. Down to the bizzarre characters, dark humor and gorgeous animation there was a lot about The Ren & Stimpy Show to love.

A year after the show ended, he came out with the web series The Goddamn George Liquor Program. Although it made use of crude Flash animation and by no means was as polished as his earlier stuff, the classic artstyle was still there, and George Liquor was as funny as ever.

Then in 2003 he made a move that would tank his career: Ren & Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon. The idea of the show itself was redundant: the original series as it aired on Nick was already more adult than most other kids shows at that time, but mostly what people loved about it was how it managed to be joyful and really clever amidst all the grossout humor. This kind of sublety got completely removed with Adult Party Cartoon. Entire episodes are dedicated to characters only doing gross stuff, as if that is a joke in itself, and the characters felt like pale parodies instead of their real personalities.

Aside of a few TV spots here and there, it seemed John K.'s career was over. But there was one shining gleam of hope in the horizon: Cans Without Labels. The return of George Liquor, and a story inspired by his own childhood? Sounds great! Miraculously he even got Michael Pataki to reprise the role, which he must have recorded for just before he died. There was only one catch: John wouldn't be done with the damn short in time. People backing his Kickstarter fundraiser waited and waited, growing very impatient of the long wait for the next passion project. It looked like it was never going to be released. But now after 7 long years, it is finally here. And honestly...

It was very disappointing.

First, let's go over the few things I appreciated before I rail on it entirely. Michael Pataki is just as amazing as George Liquor this time around. He gives his all as good ol' George, delivering every line as if his life depended on it. The artstyle at *times* still looks like classic John K. The attention to detail when it comes to the facial expressions is still impressive, especially when it comes to George. There's a nice use of colors as well.

Unfortunately, there's no escaping the fact that it just isn't funny. Although Pataki's performance is good, George Liquor is noticeably much less interesting. Instead of utilizing his main character archetype as a parody of oldfashioned patriotic Americans, all he does is yell at Slab and Ernie to eat the face in the can. There's not much humor derived from the boys trying to get rid of the face either. They ask Cigarettes The Cat to eat it, he says no. George ominously storms into the kitchen hoping the face is eaten and it is. He then suggests they open another can. That's pretty much it. The largely uneventful proceedings mainly come down to the pacing: every scene is drawn out for longer than it needs to, and nothing really funny is happening during those scenes. Even the commercials at the end didn't do anything for me.

While occasionally the animation looks good, it's pretty subpar most of the time. The constant motion tweens, the out-of-place CGI and the almost *too* rubbery body movements makes it a visually noisy mess. It's such a shame since I know John K. can do a lot better, but I think he went out of control on the drawing board this time.

And finally... why would someone pay 25 dollars for an 11 minute short of below average quality?

While I've seen *worse* animated outputs, I expect a lot more from someone I consider one of my favorite animators.
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3/10
I can't tell what's happening!
ere-3100927 August 2019
This short the worst thing that John K. made in his whole career along with Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon. I'm a fan of Ren and Stimpy it changed my art style in drawing (in a good way), and the creator John K. made another short (with help on Kickstarter) with a budget of over $100,000, but the only problem with that is it took 7 years to make, and the final product sucks. The idea and some of the animation gave this a 3 star rating, but as you read earlier sometimes, the animation is so crazy that I can't even tell what's going on, and the 3D animation doesn't help, in fact, it makes it worse. The camera moves all over the place, and the characters don't even follow along with it! This short sucked, John K. should get mental and physical help.
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1/10
He's Lost All Talent
blytheandferb10 July 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I could write a whole blog on how bad this "short" is, but I'll keep it simple:

1. Animation that's too over the top

2. Shaky camera angles

3. Flat and unlikable and annoying characters

4. Its 80% filler

5. Shoddy CGI and bland backgrounds

6. Trying too hard to be shocking

John Kruc
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1/10
Quite an accurate title
sebaweirdo7 July 2019
Cans without labels, the short by infamous cartoonist John K is quite a ride, in the same sense that riding in a rat infested tub down a sewer is a ride, for me the cans in the short are the representation of the short itself, looks awful, is cgi and not even a good cgi, it´s gross and nobody should have watch it, specially pay money for it. Ignoring all the development hell that this short went through, this is still an awful cartoon, it tries to emulate not only the "golden days" of 90´s Nickelodeon and Ren and Stimpy, but you can see some Kricfalusi inspiration in classical animation, from Cigarette The Cat being a strange mix of Tom the cat and Silvester, but also a pretty obvious Donald Duck parody. But instead of doing something interesting or at least funny, this characters are here just to make some gross jokes and do the reference, The cat comes and goes in an attempt at Fanservice (Cigarette has been in other Spumco cartoons) that just makes me pray for someone to put the studio with someone else at the lead. The characters are unlikable, from the 2 kids who are basically Ren and Stimpy without the likability, ten times less Brains and even more psychotic to George Liquor who is the funniest one, though that means that out of the 3 chuckles this cartoon gave me, 2 were from him. Is there anything good? well, actually there is, though the short sucks, the art itself is good in some scenes, specially when it goes for George, every movement and action he does is a creepy yet sometimes funny visual, though this doesn't help that most of the time, the animation goes from a really impressive Frame per Frame digital to Motion Tween, this doesn't work for the style and it kinda goes against Kricfalusi method, his stuff is good when he does frame per frame because then he can portray lots of emotions, but since most of this had motion tweens instead of what most of the people who like his stuff wants, it just shows as lazy as Liquor´s Neck. The show could have been good, there are moments where you can see the basis for a decent short, but instead you get a moronic, badly animated mess, the camera makes me dizzy, the transitions are from a youtube video rather then a professional animation studio, some of the 3-d models start solid but then become transparent, this is a mess, dont buy it, this is not worth it, watch this only if you want to see how low can this go, but if you appreciate your time watching movies or watching cartoons, then avoid this, it´s not even a so bad it´s good cartoon, this is just Sad...and you should feel sad, not for Kricfalusi, for you and the backers
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1/10
A marvellous masterpiece from the creator of the Calarts meme™.
trolliyama17 February 2020
Wonderful.

This short is truly the work of a genius: The same kind of genius that would create the calarts meme™ through a series of brilliantly written rants about how movies like The Iron Giant are bland.

Similarly, it would take a bunch of genuises to interpret these rants as a way to complain about modern cartoons like Steven Universe (By the way, John also has said a lot of bad stuff about these super-upper perfect toy commercials...I mean, cartoons from the 80s, calling them "crap", but apparently that doesn't seem to register in the minds of the people who love calling every single modern animation "calarts"...I guess the term "Ghostbuster Lumpypants" isn't as catchy as just repeating the name of a random studio endlessly. )

Calarts this, calarts that. Steven Universe bad. 80s cartoons good. Calarts, calarts.

Calarts.
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1/10
Michael Pataki is rolling in his grave!!
DannyD19977 July 2019
WHY ISN'T JOHN KRICFALUSI IN JAIL??!! This guy is nothing more but a child predator!! He still thinks he has a job, when really he DOESN'T!!! Poor Michael Pataki (George Liquor's voice) is rolling in his grave, because of this guy!!

Has John Kricfalusi not learned after Adult Party Cartoon??!! And to think, I actually used to look up to the guy!! Well, now I know why people say Bob Camp was the REAL creator of Ren and Stimpy!! Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if John Kricfalusi attempted to murder animals, especially if they were panda bears, because he'd be just as bad of a human being!!! Now I know why working with him is a nightmare!! He was cruel, difficult to work with, inappropriate, and is a child predator!! George Liquor is literally just FORCING his nephews to eat the face that in a can with no label. This guy loves to slander Spielberg for absolutely no reason!!!

I am convinced that John Kricfalusi is no longer talented!!! Yes, just because someone isn't talented, doesn't mean they're a bad person, unless that someone is Justin Bieber or John Kricfalusi.

The writing is abysmal, the animation is way too over the top, the art is now atrocious, just EVERYTHING about this short is awful!!! Why was this made??!! This guy needs to be arrested for being a child predator!!!
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1/10
This is a worst animatied short film of 2019
omarguardadoo17 July 2019
Awful. It look awful. the animation are ugly . the story is *VERY* abysmal. But you might watch pixar shorts or veggietales.
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10/10
This is a masterpiece
ryankhan-4011513 September 2020
I rate this cartoon short a 10 because John Kricfalusi and Jim smith started it in 2012 and finished in 2019 it shouldn't have taken that long but it was only them doing it together remember their not doing it for the network. The art is good could better.

It was good that he returned his character George liquor and his nephews.
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6/10
Not at all that bad
JohnFilmfreak18 August 2020
Most people who complain about this short, seem to be people who donated to the Kickstarter campaign and are angry about the super long delay. And while I fully understand that there's no way this lives up to expectations after waiting to see it for some 7 years, the casual Ren & Stimpy fan who knew nothing about the whole Kickstarter failure will find plenty to enjoy here. It's wacky and weird, just in the style of Ren & Stimpy, and actually had me laughing a few times.

See it with an open mind, and I think you'll be surprised =)
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10/10
Great cartoonist great short film!
jormharry12 March 2022
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I know it is hated but i just love George Liquor! And i just love John K. So This is a full 10 out of 10. So the story is that Ernie and Slab his (kids?) or (grandkids?) idk are being feed with this cheap cans without labels. George has a way to see what´s in it but he fails (certantly based on a true story not the characters tho, John has said that George is an american version off his dad tho) Once they open that can they must eat it. George opens it and pulls it over to Bernie and Slab. As fast they peak in to the can they realize that it´s a green and sunkie face in there. That´s the plot!
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6/10
Laughable Trainwreck
whateverarchive2017 October 2020
This is a very funny cartoon with weird faces and laughably so bad it's good voice acting. However, the camera is the worst part since it moves in a weird (not in a good way) position. But In general, this cartoon made me laugh my heart off!
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6/10
I know why it might be good.
cmbgamer2018TV30 June 2020
George liquor is my favorite character from Ren And Stimpy. I thing it might be good!
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