- Ron Stoppable: Not to worry! I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date!
- Kim Possible: Are you hitting on me?
- Ron Stoppable: Um... Kim? We ARE dating. I'm your boyfriend.
- Kim Possible: Boyfriend?!
- [snickers]
- Kim Possible: Oh, wait. You're serious?
- Ron Stoppable: Oh ho. That wasn't painful at all.
- [first lines]
- Dr. Drakken: Shego, at last, pure nanotronium is mine! The smallest, most powerful energy source known to...
- Shego: Are you for real? I was *with* you! I know what it is, Doctor Exposition!
- Dr. Drakken: Fine! I was just enjoying the moment.
- Dr. Drakken: Kim Possible? And where is that boy who's always losing his pants?
- Ron Stoppable: I'm not ALWAYS losing my pants! Eh, it's just a little grapple trouble.
- Kim Possible: Kim? Kim who?
- Ron Stoppable: Possible.
- Kim Possible: What is?
- Ron Stoppable: You are!
- Kim Possible: I'm what?
- Ron Stoppable: Kim Possible!
- Kim Possible: That so doesn't sound like a name.
- Ron Stoppable: Wait, Shego! You tell her! Kim and I are dating, right?
- Shego: What? For real? Oh come on. That never made any sense to me, I mean...
- Ron Stoppable: See?! That wasn't a "no!"
- Dr. Drakken: You're too late!
- [pauses, then reads from cards]
- Dr. Drakken: "Soon, world domination will be in my grasp, once I use the MRM to help me remember my plan."
- Ron Stoppable: Uh, why's he reading off a card?
- Shego: Yeah, note guy, cheat sheet thing.
- Ron Stoppable: Why wasn't *I* told that was acceptable?
- Shego: What, you need a reminder to lose your pants?