Crap Shoot: The Documentary (2007)

James E. Horton: The Narrator

Quotes 

• The Narrator : When the dead walk, the living run!

• Ken Close : I've contacted one hundred and twenty-six of the biggest names in Hollywood. Are you going to be okay helping me interview them?

  The Narrator : I'll show you how a small town DJ narrates in the big city.

  Ken Close : Good, and I'll show you where the Oscars grow!

• Belly-Dancer : I think any idiot can make better movies than they do today.

  The Narrator : And that's exactly what we're here to prove!

• The Narrator : As Calvin Coolidge tells us, nothing in this world can take the place of persistence.