My Life Is Murder (TV Series)
Lividity in Lycra (2019)
Lucy Lawless: Alexa Crowe
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Quotes
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Alexa Crowe : Ooh, that is quite the sight, isn't it?
Roger Simms : Gotta love a man in lycra, right?
Alexa Crowe : Excuse me. They are not just men. They're athletes.
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Alexa Crowe : [hearing a noise and then spotting Captain Thunderbolt on her bed] You?
Alexa Crowe : Not on my bed.
[Captain Thunderbolt cleaning his privates]
Captain Thunderbolt : [looking at Alexa] Meow.
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Alexa Crowe : Do you have to have a penis to ride with your crew?
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Alexa Crowe : Thing is, Dan. You're a liar.
Dan : Excuse me?
Alexa Crowe : The unworn kit, fake Rolex. You know, these are very nice touches but a bit of a giveaway that you're feeling a tad insecure. Now, did you order that toast before you realized that your high-flying friends ever order coffee? 'Cause, that would mean that the problem is not with the quality of the bread, it's with your unresolved high school issues.
Dan : [smiling] You should give me a call sometime. Get a drink.
Alexa Crowe : Alright, that's it. Out.
