The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

A Sweet Joke on Gotham City (1977)

Lennie Weinrib: Commissioner Gordon, Sweet Tooth

Quotes 

• Sweet Tooth : If you want your water back, tell your Commissioner it'll cost five million dollars.

  Robin : That's a heck of a lotta jellybeans!

  Sweet Tooth : Exactly.

• Sweet Tooth : I'm glad you came, I love suckers!

  [laughs wickedly] 

• Robin : Prison will do you good. You can learn a trade, something you can get your sweet tooth into.

  Sweet Tooth : That's not funny, Boy Blunder! Just for that, my ransom is now up to ten million!

  [laughs wickedly] 

  Batman : You're impossible to deal with, Sweet Tooth!

• Sweet Tooth : Oh! The Batarang. It almost got my computer lock. I smell a Rat-Man.

• Sweet Tooth : It's time to make desert out of those two.

  Batman : It's some kind of oil slick, Robin.

  Robin : [after tasting a sample of the sticky substance]  Holy Bananasplits! It's marshmallow topping, Batman.

  Batman : No wonder it's sticking to the engine.

  Sweet Tooth : [laughs]  You can't have a Sunday without nuts!

  [shoots nuts out of a hose on his vehicle] 

• Sweet Tooth : [catches Dick snooping in the storage room]  Who gave you permission to clean the storage room, kid?

  Dick Grayson : Uh, no one. I, I just thought I clean it...

  [Sweet Tooth rubs black paint off Dick's teeth with cloth] 

  Sweet Tooth : Argh! No kid of mine has half those teeth!

  [Pulls pillow from under Dick's green sweater] 

  Sweet Tooth : Boy, you certainly lost some weight, didn't you?

  Dick Grayson : Uh, well, I, uh...

  Sweet Tooth : You know who we got here, boys?

  Kid Gangmember : No, boss.

  Sweet Tooth : This is Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayne's wart.

  [laughs] 

  Dick Grayson : That's "ward."