The New Adventures of Batman (TV Series)

Curses! Oiled Again! (1977)

Lou Scheimer: Bat-Mite, Bat Computer, Clayface, TV Announcer, Captain

Quotes 

• Batman : [about to depart in the Batboat]  Systems check, Robin?

  Robin : All systems optimum.

  Bat-Mite : Hey, Dynamic Duo, wait for Dynamic Me!

• Bat Computer : Bat Message...

  Robin : Clayface and Catwoman made quite a team, Batman.

  Batman : But a team that didn't know the score, Robin. Crime never pays.

• Clayface : Congratulations, Catwoman. You sure gave those crimefighting creeps the slip.

• Catwoman : Clayface, it's working purrfectly.

  Clayface : Couldn't be better. And this is only the beginning.

  Catwoman : Yes. Soon every drop of oil...

  [meows] 

  Catwoman : ... in the country will be ours. We'll sell the stuff for a hundred dollars an ounce.

  Clayface : We'll be so rich, we'll never have to lift a finger again.

  Catwoman : Except to count our money.

  [giggles and meows] 

• Bat-Mite : I smell oil, Batgirl, a lot of oil!

  [sniffs] 

  Bat-Mite : That way!

  Batgirl : Forget it, Bat-Mite. No more wild oil chases.

• Bat-Mite : Still mad at me, Batgirl? Well, there was oil there...

  Batgirl : Oilpaint, Bat-Mite, not oil.

  Bat-Mite : Nobody's perfect.

• Batman : [Batman confronts Catwoman and Clayface on top oil storage tank]  All right, you two.

  [they're cardboard cut outs] 

  Batman : Cardboard!

  [Clayface, in the form of a snake, jumps down from top of building and wraps himself around Batman] 

  Clayface : So they are, Bat-Bumbler! But I'm for real.

  [squeezes Batman tightly]