[
from trailer]
Rambo:
Have you seen the new Rambo movie?
Paris Hilton:
Have you seen a shower?
Messenger:
[
Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that?
Leonidas:
That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!
Leonidas:
[
picks up subway sandwich] No mayo? This is bullshit!
Urban Girl:
Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!
Leonidas:
Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
Traitoro:
Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!
Queen Margo:
How do you like me now, Sandman!
Leonidas:
I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!
Captain:
I'm going to go all Hercules on your ass!
Paris Hilton:
I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.
Xerxes:
I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin' to shish kebab your ass.
Leonidas:
We may have won the battle, But they will win the war!
Other 12 Spartans:
Aaah... What?
Leonidas:
Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio:
But I'm not wearing my sword.
Leonidas:
[
pause] Carry on then.
Sanjaya Malakar:
[
as he is falling into the Pit of Death] I'm not gaaaay!
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