Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host

Quotes 

• [upon discovering that the Matt Damon campaign has a few supporters] 

  Self - Host : No, there's no competition! Gee, I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice. There must be a few Americans visiting there.

• Guillermo : Hey, Guillermo! What have you been doing up there? How did you miss what was going on?

  Guillermo : Oh, that? It's okay, Jimmy. I took care of them.

  Self - Host : How? How did you take care of them?

  Guillermo : I sent them all to the next town.

  Self - Host : Oh.

• [upon discovering a campaign to make Matt Damon mayor of Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador] 

  Self - Host : No. You can't have a dildo running Dildo!