Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)
Tom Holland: Peter Parker, Spider-Man
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Quotes
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Matt Murdock : You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
[Matt catches a brick thrown through the window]
Peter Parker : How did you just do that?
Matt Murdock : I'm a really good lawyer.
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Peter Parker : I don't know how to work as a team.
Peter Parker : Me either.
Peter Parker : Well, I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't wanna brag, but I will. I was in the Avengers.
Peter Parker : The Avengers?
Peter Parker : Yeah.
Peter Parker : That's great!
Peter Parker : Thank you!
Peter Parker : What is that?
Peter Parker : Wait, you don't have the Avengers?
Peter Parker : Is that a band? Are you in a band?
Peter Parker : No, not a band! Avengers is, uh... Earth's Mightiest...
Peter Parker : HOW'S THIS HELPING?
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Peter Parker : If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
Max Dillon : What do you mean fix us?
Peter Parker : Look, our technology is advanced...
Norman Osborn : I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
Otto Octavius : Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
Peter Parker : I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.
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Green Goblin : Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
Peter Parker : No. I just wanna kill you myself.
Green Goblin : Attaboy!
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Otto Octavius : [unmasks MCU Spider-Man] You're not Peter Parker.
Peter Parker : I am so confused right now!
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Peter Parker : [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
Peter Parker : Comes great responsibility.
Peter Parker : Wait, what? How do you know that?
Peter Parker : Uncle Ben said it.
Peter Parker : The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
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Doc Ock : You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
[flings Spider-Man through a truck]
Doc Ock : I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.
Spider-Man : [Spider-Man opens up his four arms] What did you just say?
Doc Ock : [looks at his own robotic arms] Looks like we've got competition.
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Ned Leeds : Here's your web cartridges.
Peter Parker : Oh, thanks, man.
Peter Parker : What's that for?
Peter Parker : It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
[Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
Ned Leeds , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : WHOA!
Ned Leeds : That came *out* of you!
Peter Parker : Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
Peter Parker : No?
Peter Parker : How on earth does that even...?
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Green Goblin : [Norman's personality has shifted into the Goblin's] That some neat trick, that sense of yours.
Otto Octavius : Norman?
Green Goblin : Norman's on sabbatical, honey!
Max Dillon : The hell?
Spider-Man : The Goblin...
Green Goblin : "No more darker half"? Did you really think that I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind to what true power can bring you?
Spider-Man : You don't know me.
Green Goblin : Don't I? I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. We don't need you to save us, we don't need to be fixed! These are not curses, they're gifts.
Otto Octavius : Norman, no...
Green Goblin : Quiet lapdog!
Spider-Man : You don't know what you're talking about.
Green Goblin : I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.
Spider-Man : May, Run!
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Doc Ock : Hello, Peter.
Spider-Man : Hi? Do I know you?
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Ned Leeds : Peter!
Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
[they all point at each other]
Ned Leeds : [Confused] Peter... Peter...
Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
Ned Leeds : Peter... Parker?
Peter Parker , Peter Parker , Peter Parker : Same.
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[Peter arrives at the Sanctum Sanctorum]
Doctor Strange : So, Peter... to what do I owe the pleasure?
Peter Parker : I'm sorry to bother you, sir.
Doctor Strange : Please. We've saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond you calling me "sir".
[conjures flames in a fireplace]
Peter Parker : Okay. Stephen...
Doctor Strange : [beat] That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
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[during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
Peter Parker : I love you guys!
Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [beat] Thank you.
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MJ : Oh, here's a good one.
[reading from a magazine]
MJ : Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
Peter Parker : Stop, come on.
MJ : Yes, my spider lord.
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Peter Parker : [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker] Strange, wait! We're so close!
Doctor Strange : [furious] Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!
Peter Parker : I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.
Peter Parker : You went to the Grand Canyon?
Peter Parker : [referring to Peter 1] He could have used your help!
[Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers]
Peter Parker : No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.
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Peter Parker , Peter Parker : [Both telling Andrew's Spider-Man to cheer him up] You're amazing.
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Otto Octavius : You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
Peter Parker : What do you mean?
Doctor Strange : They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
Peter Parker : Yeah, me too.
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Flint Marko : Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. Do you remember?
Peter Parker : I'm Peter but I'm not your Peter.
Flint Marko : What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell's going on?
Peter Parker : I'll explain everything but first can you help me stop this guy?
Flint Marko : Okay.
Peter Parker : You try and surround him and I'll pull the plug, alright let's go!
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Spider-Man : Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
Doctor Strange : No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
MJ : [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
Doctor Strange : Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.
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Peter Parker : I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Otto Octavius : Dr. Otto Octavius.
Peter Parker : [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?
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Peter Parker : Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
Peter Parker : Seems you've met some of them.
Peter Parker : [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
Peter Parker : I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
Peter Parker : No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
Peter Parker : Oh?
Peter Parker : Yeah, he was purple.
Peter Parker : I wanna fight an alien!
Peter Parker : [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
Peter Parker : [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
Peter Parker : Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
Peter Parker : Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
Peter Parker : But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
Peter Parker : Yeah yeah yeah.
Peter Parker : You... you are amazing.
Peter Parker : I guess I am.
Peter Parker : You are amazing.
Peter Parker : Thank you.
Peter Parker : Will you say it?
Peter Parker : No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.
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Spider-Man : Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral? The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You're great at geometry! You can do geometry!
Spider-Man : Square the radius... divide by pi... at flat points along the curve...
Doctor Strange : It's over, Parker. I'll come pick you up when it's done.
Spider-Man : Hey, Strange! You know what's cooler than magic?
Spider-Man : Math!
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MJ : Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
Peter Parker : What do you mean?
MJ : Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.
Peter Parker : For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?
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Peter Parker : So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
Peter Parker : I'd rather not talk about this.
Peter Parker : No! I don't mean to...
Peter Parker : Are you teasing me?
Peter Parker : No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
Peter Parker : If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
Peter Parker : I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
Peter Parker : Whoa.
Peter Parker : Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
Peter Parker : Only... only the wrists.
Peter Parker : You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
Peter Parker : Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
Peter Parker : Whoa... why?
Peter Parker : Existential crisis stuff.
Peter Parker : Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.
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Flint Marko : Where's the box, Peter?
Peter Parker : Flint! We can help everyone!
Flint Marko : I don't care!
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Spider-Man : [interrupts the spell again] Happy!
Doctor Strange : No, I am annoyed.
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Spider-Man : You know MAGIC, but I know MATHEMATICS!
[trapping Doctor Strange in the Mirror Dimension]
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Peter Parker : Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget... me.
Doctor Strange : No.
Peter Parker : But it would work, right?
Doctor Strange : Yeah it would work. But you gotta understand, that would mean everyone who knows and loves you, we... we'd have no memory of you. It would be as though you never existed.
Peter Parker : I know. Do it.
Doctor Strange : You'd better go and say your goodbyes, you don't have long.
Peter Parker : Thank you, sir.
Doctor Strange : Call me Stephen.
Peter Parker : Thank you, Stephen.
Doctor Strange : [chuckles] Yeah. Still feels weird.
Peter Parker : [smiles and leaves] I'll see you around.
Doctor Strange : [emotional] So long, kid.
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Doctor Strange : So, Peter... To what do I owe the pleasure?
Peter Parker : Right. Umm... I'm really sorry to bother you, sir, but...
Doctor Strange : Please. We saved half the universe together. I think we're beyond calling me sir.
Peter Parker : Okay, uhh... Stephen.
Doctor Strange : That feels weird, but I'll allow it.
Peter Parker : When... When Mysterio revealed my identity... My entire life got screwed up, and... I was wondering, I mean, I don't even know if this would actually work, but I was wondering if... Maybe you could go back in time and make it so that he never did?
Doctor Strange : Peter... we tampered with the stability of space-time to resurrect countless lives. You wanna do it again now just because yours got messy?
Peter Parker : This isn't... it's not about me. I mean, this is really hurting a lot of people. My... My Aunt May, Happy... My best friend, my girlfriend, their futures are ruined just because they know me, and... They've done nothing wrong.
Doctor Strange : I am so sorry, but... even if I wanted to... I don't have the Time Stone anymore.
Peter Parker : That's right. I'm really sorry if I... wasted your time.
Doctor Strange : You didn't...
Peter Parker : Just forget about it
Wong : He will. He's really good at forgetting things.
Doctor Strange : Wong. You've actually generated a good idea.
Wong : What? ?...
Doctor Strange : The runes of Cafkal.
Peter Parker : The runes of Cafkal?
Doctor Strange : Oh, it's just a standard spell of forgetting. Won't turn back time, but at least people will forget that you were ever Spider-Man.
Peter Parker : Seriously?
Wong : No. Not seriously. That spell travels the dark borders between known and unknown reality. It's too dangerous.
Doctor Strange : God, we've used it for a lot less. Do you remember the full moon party in Kamar-Taj?
Wong : No.
Doctor Strange : Exactly. Come on. Wong. Hasn't he been through enough?
Wong : Just leave me out of this.
Doctor Strange : Fine.
Wong : Fine.
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Peter Parker : [to two people shoveling snow inside the Sanctum Sanctorium] Um, hi! Hi? I'm, uh...
Wong : [coming through a gateway portal] The most famous person in the world, I know. Wong. Try not to slip. We don't have liability insurance.
Peter Parker : Is all this for a holiday party?
Wong : No. One of the rotunda gateways connects to Siberia. Blizzard blasted through.
Doctor Strange : [levitating downstairs] Because someone forgot to cast a maintenance spell to keep the seals tight.
Wong : That's right. He did. Because he forgot I now have higher duties.
Doctor Strange : Higher duties?
Wong : The Sorcerer Supreme has high duties, yes.
Peter Parker : Wait, I thought you were the Sorcerer Supreme?
Doctor Strange : No. He got it on a technicality 'cause I Blipped for five years.
Peter Parker : Oh, well, congratulations.
Doctor Strange : If I'd been here, then I...
Wong : Would burn the place down.
[to the two shovelers]
Wong : You two, no one said stop shoveling.
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Spider-Man : It's actually my fault that you're here.
Max Dillon : Like, the universe? Or the woods? I hate the woods.
Spider-Man : I meant the universe, sir.
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[Ned locates an anomaly through his laptop]
Peter Parker : What'd you find?
Ned Leeds : There's a... disturbance near a military research facility outside of the city, and witnesses say that they saw a monster flying through the air.
Peter Parker : It's gotta be the guy I saw on the bridge, right?
Otto Octavius : That's impossible.
[pause]
Peter Parker : You know him, don't you? On the bridge, you said his name.
Otto Octavius : Norman Osborn. Brilliant scientist. Military research. But he was greedy, misguided.
Peter Parker : What happened to him?
Otto Octavius : We tire, of your questions, boy!
Peter Parker : Okay. Umm...
[Parker turns around]
Peter Parker : I gotta go. Where am I going?
Otto Octavius : It can't be him.
MJ : Why?
Otto Octavius : Because Norman Osborn died years ago. So either we saw someone else, or you're flying out in the darkness to fight a ghost.
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[Peter is at Aunt May's grave, Happy Hogan has arrived to pay respects]
Happy Hogan : How did you know her?
Peter Parker : Through Spider-Man. You?
Happy Hogan : Same. I lost a good friend a while back, it felt like this. It hurts because they're gone, and then it hurts all over again because you remember what they stood for. And you wonder, "Is all that gone too?"
Peter Parker : No, it's not gone. Everyone that she helped; they'll keep it going.
Happy Hogan : You really think so?
Peter Parker : I know it. Take care of yourself, okay?
Happy Hogan : Yeah. Nice to meet you.
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[Parker rushes into the FEAST kitchen and sees Osborn with May]
May Parker : Ah, hey. Here he is. Norman, this is my nephew.
Peter Parker : Norman Osborn? I thought that you were...
Norman Osborn : I saw Spider-Man in an ad for this place. And I thought he could help me. But you're not him.
Peter Parker : Wait, so you want Spider-Man's help?
May Parker : He, he just wandered in.
[pause]
Norman Osborn : I didn't know where else to go. Someone's living in my house. Oscorp doesn't exist. My son...
[pause]
Norman Osborn : Sometimes, I'm not myself. I'm someone else.
May Parker : Mm-hm.
Norman Osborn : And every time he's in control, I can't remember?
May Parker : Who? Who's in control?
Norman Osborn : And now I'm here in this place, in this city...
May Parker : Who's in control?
Norman Osborn : I don't know what's going on with me, and I don't... doesn't make sense.
May Parker : Okay. It's okay.
[May approaches Parker]
May Parker : [whispering to Parker] He's lost. And I don't mean just in the cosmos. I mean in his mind. Are they all like this?
Peter Parker : Yeah.
May Parker : Yeah?
Peter Parker : Maybe they all have their own mental or physical issues.
May Parker : Oh, well, he needs help, and maybe they all do.
Peter Parker : Wait, you don't mean... No, May. This isn't my problem.
May Parker : Peter, not your problem? Hmm?
Peter Parker : May, their chance of getting help is way better back where they came from. Sending them home, that's the best thing we can do for them.
May Parker : For them? Or for yourself?
[pause]
May Parker : Look around you. This is what we do. We help people.
Peter Parker : This is what's best... for them. Trust me.
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Spider-Man : What is this place?
Doctor Strange : The Mirror Dimension. Where I'm in control.
[Doctor Strange theme plays]
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Doc Ock : Hello, Peter.
Spider-Man : Hi! Do I know you?
Doc Ock : What have you done with my machine?
Spider-Man : Your mach... I don't know what you're talking about. I don't... what machine?
Doc Ock : The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand. It's gone
Spider-Man : Listen, sir, if you stop smashing cars, we can work together and I can help you find your machine!
Doc Ock : You wanna play games?
[picks up two cars and throws them at Spider-Man]
Doc Ock : Catch!
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MJ : [Ned and MJ reunite with their Peter Parker, and comfort him in his distress] Sorry.
[Peter senses other people in the area]
MJ : Peter, there's... there's some people here.
Peter Parker : [Peter stands up abruptly, and he sees the other two Peter Parkers make an entrance] Hey wait wait whoa!
Peter Parker : Sorry... about May.
Peter Parker : Yeah, sorry. I've got some understanding what...
Peter Parker : No no no, please don't tell me that you know what I'm going through!
Peter Parker : Okay.
Peter Parker : She's gone! It's all my fault. She died for nothing. So I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place.
[He reaches for the box]
Peter Parker : Peter...
Peter Parker : Please, don't. You don't belong here, either of you, so I'm sending you home! Those other guys are from your worlds, right? So you deal with it! If they die - if you kill them - that's on you! It's not my problem. I don't care anymore. I'm done! I'm really sorry that I dragged you into this, but you have to go home now. Good luck!
[He reaches for the box, but MJ holds it away. She gestures him to listen to the other Peters]
Peter Parker : My Uncle Ben was killed. It was my fault.
Peter Parker : I lost... I lost Gwen, my, um, she was my MJ. I couldn't save her. I'm never gonna be able to forgive myself for that. But I carried on - tried to, tried to keep going, tried to be the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man because I know that's what she would have wanted. But, at some point I just, I stopped pulling my punches. I got rageful. I got bitter. I just don't want you to end up like... like me.
Peter Parker : The night Ben died, I hunted down the man who I thought did it. I wanted him dead. I got what I wanted. It didn't make it better. It took me a long time to learn to get through that darkness.
Peter Parker : I wanna kill him. I wanna tear him apart. I can still hear her voice in my head. Even after she was hurt, she said to me that we did the right thing. She told me that with great power...
Peter Parker : ...Comes great responsibility.
[He and Garfield gesture to each other in agreement]
Peter Parker : Wait, what? How do you know that?
Peter Parker : Uncle Ben said it.
Peter Parker : The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
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Doctor Strange : The entire world is about to forget about that Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
Peter Parker : Wait, everyone? Can't some people still know?
Doctor Strange : That's not how the spell works.
Peter Parker : So MJ's gonna forget about everything we've ever been through.
Doctor Strange : Stop tampering with the spell.
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[the Goblin and Peter crash through to the first floor, and the Goblin pins Peter to the ground in a choke hold]
Green Goblin : Your weakness, Peter, is morality! It's choking you! Can you feel it?
[May runs up to the Goblin and jabs the syringe into his neck. It does nothing]
Green Goblin : [to May] It didn't work! Norman was right: He got it from you! THAT PATHETIC SICKNESS!
[May grabs something from the ceiling to use as a weapon]
Green Goblin : You tried to fix me...
Peter Parker : [Weakly] May, go!
Green Goblin : Now, I'm gonna fix you.
[the glider arrives just outside the building]
Peter Parker : May run, please!
[the glider flies through the building and rams into May]
Peter Parker : MAY!
Green Goblin : [Hops onto the glider] Peter Peter Peter, no good deed goes unpunished! You can thank me later.
[the Goblin activates a grenade and throws it at May. Peter jumps in the way, and it explodes in his face]
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Peter Parker : [the three Spider-Men retreat and re-group after a botched attack] What is going on out there? I keep yelling at you! Peter 2! Peter 2! Peter 2!
Peter Parker : I know, but I thought you were Peter 2!
Peter Parker : What? I'm not Peter 2!
Peter Parker : Stop arguing, both of you, and listen to peter 1! Look, we're clearly not very good at this!
Peter Parker : I know I know, we suck! I, I don't know how to work as a team!
Peter Parker : Me neither.
Peter Parker : Well I do. I have been in a team, okay? I don't want to brag, but, I will. I was in the Avengers!
Peter Parker : The Avengers?
Peter Parker : Yeah.
Peter Parker : That's great!
Peter Parker : Thank you!
Peter Parker : What is that?
Peter Parker : ...Wait you don't have the Avengers?
Peter Parker : Is, is that a band? Are you in a band?
Peter Parker : No, I'm not in a band! No, the Avengers is, um, Earth's mightiest...
Peter Parker : How's this helping?
Peter Parker : Look, it's not important! All we gotta do is focus, trust your tingle, and coordinate our attacks, okay?
Peter Parker : [Eyes closed] Yes, okay.
[Opens eyes and points at Peter 1]
Peter Parker : Let's pick one target!
Peter Parker : [Points back] Right!
Peter Parker : [Points at both other Peters] And we take them off the board one at a time!
Peter Parker : Now you got it! Okay
[points to himself]
Peter Parker : Peter 1!
[Points to Maguire]
Peter Parker : Peter 2!
Peter Parker : [to himself] Peter 2.
Peter Parker : [Points to Garfield] Peter 3!
Peter Parker : [Waves his hands] Peter 3!
Peter Parker : All right! Let's do this!
Peter Parker : Wait wait wait wait wait!
[Grabs both the other Peters by the shoulder]
Peter Parker : I love you guys!
Peter Parker , Peter Parker : ...Thank you.
Peter Parker : All right, let's do this!
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Otto Octavius : [Wakes up gasping after passing out from MCU Peter's new chip for Otto's arms] It's so quiet. Those voices... it's like my head...
[feeling a sense of relief]
Otto Octavius : I've almost forgotten.
Norman Osborn : Otto...
Otto Octavius : Yes... Norman...
[lowers himself back down; smiling]
Otto Octavius : It's me.
Flint Marko : Would you look at that.
Otto Octavius : [Using one of his robot arms to give Peter part of his nano-suit back] I'm grateful, dear boy! Truly!
[Otto and Peter shake hands]
Spider-Man : [Proud] Yeah, you're welcome.
Otto Octavius : How can I help?
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Spider-Man : What is this place ?
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Spider-Man : What the f--?
