NCIS (TV Series)
Identity Crisis (2007)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're just trying to find a dog for McGee, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How about an Australian shepherd?
[Tony, Ziva, and McGee pause, thinking about the choice...]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're working dogs.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sit!
[Tony, Ziva, Tim all sit back at their desks]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Stay!
[Gibbs walks off]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [under his breath] Roll over.
[Gibbs smiles, walks out of the room with Tony, Ziva and Tim still sitting at their desks]
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Special Agent Courtney Krieger : [about the murder victim] Picked him up offloading stolen cargo containers.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : At which point you discover a nameless man whose entire history's been erased. No fingerprints, no criminal record...
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Not even a high school transcript.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, that's impossible. You'd need first-person access to the federal mainframe, credit ratings, countless private companies...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That'd be like taking spit out of the ocean.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How'd he do it?
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Claimed he didn't. Said he was contacted by someone offering the service.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The Eraser.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What movie's that from?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [sarcastically] I don't know. "Flashdance"?
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I hope your opinion of me doesn't waver after I've given this fellow a piece of my mind.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Never.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I warn you, this might get ugly!
[entering the office, Ducky and Gibbs find that the "Dr. Hampton" who autopsied their victim is a rather attractive woman]
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : It's not the first time someone slipped through the cracks.
Dr. Jordan Hampton : Well, I'm glad you caught him, Dr. Mallard.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : As am I.
[they smile at each other, before he and Gibbs leave]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [deadpan] Yeah, I hope she recovers from that tongue-lashing.
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Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : What can I give you?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Your opinion on Special Agent Courtney Krieger.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Promising. Does everything by the book, the book doesn't show very much imagination. Definitely a child of the Electronic Age. Currently running a low-level asset in Highland Beach...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Asset named Hinton?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Okay, what am I missing?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The fact he was murdered.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Marvin Hinton is *dead*?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I told her to notify you.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [puts on his glasses and checks his email] You gotta be kidding me! She sent an email! It went in my spam folder! This is serious, Gibbs. Alive, Hinton was just an ex-con who made a deal with the devil. Dead means the devil came to collect!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Who *do* you work for Tobias, Homeland Security or F.B.I.?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : The world's on my shoulders Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [seeing all the paper on his desk] World made of paper.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The biggest mistake you made...
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You tried to shoot our agents!
[Gibbs and Fornell rise from their chairs, Fornell removes his jacket]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hey, let me hang that for you, Tobias
[Gibbs hangs Fornell's jacket over the interrogation room camera. Panicking, Graves starts to stand up]
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [pushes him back down] *Sit down*!
Robert Graves : Wh-what do you want?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The rest of your client list! Tell us where to find the real Kamal!
[Graves hesitates...]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [hits the table] *Now*!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Highland beach in October. Not much of a tourist draw. Soft-shell crab season's almost over. People really like boats that much?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You work for the Navy, DiNozzo.
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[phone rings]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Pick it up, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On it, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : AFIP. Smooth things over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [picks up phone] Please hold.
[mutes it]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did we do to incur the wrath of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ducky kept one of their cadavers.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ducky stole a cadaver?
Ziva David : I'm sure he had a good reason.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She killed once for a new life...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why not twice?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did us a favor. Kamal's dead.
Jenny Shepard : Doesn't seem to bother his international clients.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The terrorist training camp?
Jenny Shepard : Marine task force just went in.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : And...?
Jenny Shepard : One terrorist killed. They found an American passport on his body, it went through squeaky clean.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Kamal had completed the job.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : What about the rest of the cell?
Jenny Shepard : Too late, already gone.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're on their way here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And the only man who knows who they are is past telling us.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [entering] That's not certain, Tony. Our dead man may have one thing left to say...
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Jenny Shepard : What do you know about this "Eraser"?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : McGee?
[McGee calls up the information on the MTAC screen]
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Believed to be a Pakistani national, raised in India and England. Made his name working with terrorists.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Clean IDs, easy transit.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Facilitated Basque terror attacks in Spain, IRA bombings in England, the GIA bombing in France in 1995...
Jenny Shepard : Killed eight, wounded hundreds. Led by Khaled Kelkal.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : French authorities identified the man who made it possible as Kamal Konkani...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a lot of Ks. Ks are funny... Agent Krieger. You ever see "The Sunshine Boys"...?
Ziva David : Shh!