NCIS (TV Series)
Identity Crisis (2007)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We're just trying to find a dog for McGee, boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How about an Australian shepherd?
[Tony, Ziva, and McGee pause, thinking about the choice...]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're working dogs.
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Special Agent Courtney Krieger : [about the murder victim] Picked him up offloading stolen cargo containers.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : At which point you discover a nameless man whose entire history's been erased. No fingerprints, no criminal record...
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Not even a high school transcript.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Well, that's impossible. You'd need first-person access to the federal mainframe, credit ratings, countless private companies...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That'd be like taking spit out of the ocean.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How'd he do it?
Special Agent Courtney Krieger : Claimed he didn't. Said he was contacted by someone offering the service.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The Eraser.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What movie's that from?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [sarcastically] I don't know. "Flashdance"?
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Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You think the kid's Kamal? He would have had to start when he was 8 years old!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not if he's the new Dread Pirate Roberts.
Abby Sciuto : [gasp] I love "The Princess Bride"! "No one would ever surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley."
[They laugh, Gibbs and Fornell stare blankly at both of them]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [turns his chuckle into a cough] The Dread Pirate Roberts picks a successor, then trains him, starts calling him "Roberts," and then settles into a cushy retirement. It's the *name* "Kamal" that sells the business.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Highland beach in October. Not much of a tourist draw. Soft-shell crab season's almost over. People really like boats that much?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You work for the Navy, DiNozzo.
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[phone rings]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Pick it up, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : On it, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : AFIP. Smooth things over.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [picks up phone] Please hold.
[mutes it]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did we do to incur the wrath of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Ducky kept one of their cadavers.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ducky stole a cadaver?
Ziva David : I'm sure he had a good reason.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I was at an embassy party once - gated, razor wire, surveillance system, the whole deal - and this guy just walks in the front door wearing a t-shirt that says "Liquor Store", holds up a brown paper bag, and he goes, "did anybody order, um, a bottle of vodka?"
Special Agent Ziva David : The places you can access when you look the part.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She killed once for a new life...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Why not twice?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did us a favor. Kamal's dead.
Jenny Shepard : Doesn't seem to bother his international clients.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The terrorist training camp?
Jenny Shepard : Marine task force just went in.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : And...?
Jenny Shepard : One terrorist killed. They found an American passport on his body, it went through squeaky clean.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Kamal had completed the job.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : What about the rest of the cell?
Jenny Shepard : Too late, already gone.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : They're on their way here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : And the only man who knows who they are is past telling us.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [entering] That's not certain, Tony. Our dead man may have one thing left to say...
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[watching the bust from MTAC]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : An NCIS production, brought to you by Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
[Fornell and a squad of agents converge on the suspect]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Starring, as usual, the FBI, and the elusive Kamal Konkani.
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Jenny Shepard : What do you know about this "Eraser"?
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : McGee?
[McGee calls up the information on the MTAC screen]
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Believed to be a Pakistani national, raised in India and England. Made his name working with terrorists.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Clean IDs, easy transit.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Facilitated Basque terror attacks in Spain, IRA bombings in England, the GIA bombing in France in 1995...
Jenny Shepard : Killed eight, wounded hundreds. Led by Khaled Kelkal.
Sr. FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : French authorities identified the man who made it possible as Kamal Konkani...
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's a lot of Ks. Ks are funny... Agent Krieger. You ever see "The Sunshine Boys"...?
Ziva David : Shh!