Olivia Burnette: Dorothy Jane Torkelson

Quotes 

• Dorothy Jane Torkelson : I just got the worst report card of my entire life.

  Molly Morgan : You are kidding me. I just got the best report card of my entire life. Daddy's gonna be so proud of me. He was really upset about my last report card. And the one before that one. And the one before that one. And the one before that one.

  Dorothy Jane Torkelson : I don't get it. I have never seen a grade like this before. When I first saw it I though it was a typo.

  Molly Morgan : Boy, who would-a thought. LIke, I mean, here you are, the bookworm... and here I am - me! And I get a great report card. I guess this is what they call 'ironing'.

  Dorothy Jane Torkelson : 'Ironing?'

  Molly Morgan : Yeah, you know, it's that thing where you think something's gonna be something, and then it turns out to be something else. Y'know, 'ironing'?

  Dorothy Jane Torkelson : [with a bit of sarcasm]  No, 'ironing' is where you take that heavy metal thing with the steam in it, and make your wrinkled clothes flat.

  Molly Morgan : Then what am I talking about?

  Dorothy Jane Torkelson : I have no idea. Isn't that ironic.