- [first lines]
- ["You've Got Pigeon Mail"]
- Mrs. Joyce Griff: I know you're upset that I'm leaving, Stanley. But I'll be home in just three days.
- Stanley Griff: Three whole days? You've never been gone three whole days before. Who will tuck me in bed? Who will wake me up?
- Mrs. Joyce Griff: Your dad will be here to take care of you.
- Dennis: What's wrong, Stanley?
- Stanley Griff: I keep wishing mom was here to tell me a story and tuck me in.
- Dennis: I thought your dad did a neat job of tucking you in.
- Harry: It sure put me to sleep. I could nap off just remembering it.
- [yawns]
- [last lines]
- ["You've Got Pigeon Mail"]
- Stanley Griff: Do you know how moms and homing pigeons are alike?
- Dennis: It's a riddle, right? Heh-heh. Okay, Stanley, how are moms and homing pigeons alike?
- Stanley Griff: Because they can go thousands of miles away and then you can always count on them to come home.
- Dennis: You certainly can.
- Stanley Griff: Good night, Dennis.
- Dennis: Good night, pigeon boy Stanley.
- [first lines]
- ["It's a Prairie Dog's Life"]
- Dennis: [wearing a broadcaster's cap, speaking into a microphone as "Charge" plays] It's two strikes against Marci. She's a tough hitter. Let's see what happens.
- Stanley Griff: I've just gotta go across the street to get it. Maybe if I run really fast.
- Dennis: Stanley. You know you're not allowed to do that. You're not old enough.
- Stanley Griff: What if we all go together? Don't you think three kids put together make at least one grownup?
- Dennis: No, I don't.
- Stanley Griff: Not even a little grownup?
- Lionel Griff: [putting his arm on Stanley's shoulder] Stanley!
- Stanley Griff: I didn't do it, dad! I'm sorry! I was just - we were just - oh, it's you. We were just gonna get our ball back, that's all!
- Marci: But Dennis was looking out for us.
- Lionel Griff: Newsflash - Dennis is a fish.
- Stanley Griff: He's a pretty smart fish.
- Lionel Griff: My little brother's getting safety tips from a goldfish? I don't believe this. What's up with you, Stanley? You know the rules.
- [last lines]
- ["It's a Prairie Dog's Life"]
- Dennis: See you in the morning, my prairie dog pal.
- Stanley Griff: See ya'!