Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Definitely didn't picture my demise like this. I always figured I'd go out like Cagney in "White Heat", fiery explosion. Or Redford and Newman in "Butch Cassidy", hail of bullets.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How about Charlie Chaplin in "Gold Rush"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How'd he die?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Silently.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : So, pirates that weren't really pirates, who were actually Russian sailors, were on a covert mission to steal a Navy research ship that wasn't actually a Navy research ship in order to get back nuclear weapons that we thought they didn't think we had retrieved?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Uh-huh.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Okay.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [last lines; as the team speeds away from the Chimera in the pirates' motor launch, a cruise missile streaks overhead and destroys the ship] Guess the Navy didn't want anyone to know the ship existed.
Officer Ziva David : How did they know we got off the ship?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't think they did.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You ever see "Run Silent, Run Deep"?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : The "run silent" part sounds good.
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[to Commander Skinner]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I don't give a damn about your secrets, Commander! I care about keeping my team safe.
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Abby Sciuto : You guys okay?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm dealing with my boat phobia. Tony's dealing with his rat phobia. And Ziva's dealing with her ghost phobia.
Abby Sciuto : So what's Gibbs dealing with?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Them!
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to the Director] We're still running tests. Don't know right now.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : [Ducky Enters] Yes we do. My initial diagnosis of asphixia was incorrect, I'm afraid. It looks as if Takada died from viral hemorrhagic fever to which, by now, we have all been exposed.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Can't leave the ship?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : That's not a problem, Jethro. If my diagnosis is correct, we'll all be dead by morning.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [about cracking a high tech lock] It could take some time.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : We're not going anywhere.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Ok.
[Gibbs, Ziva, and Tony walk away]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I thought you said you weren't going anywhere.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo, get this to Ducky.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Me? That's a dead, diseased rat.
[Gibbs gives him a look]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Which is why it may aid Dr. Mallard in his investigation. Which is why I'd be pleased as punch to walk back through this ship with a dead, diseased rat.
Officer Ziva David : You can show Ducky your freckle.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : AAAGH!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] Five minutes, you owe me ten bucks.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Where's McGee?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Calling Earl, shouting groceries, making street pizza, technicolor yawn...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Found something.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Lost something too.
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[Ducky is working in the lab aboard the Navy research ship]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And if we were exposed?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, I'm hampered from prognosticating further until "Dr." DiNozzo gives me a proper blood analysis!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [waving a hand around the lab] Abby, where's the gas chromata-thinga?
Abby Sciuto : It's the, uh, boxy-looking thing with the, um, circular, door-like thing on the front.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...Oh, I got it.