Quotes
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Abby Sciuto : You guys okay?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh yeah. Yeah. I'm dealing with my boat phobia. Tony's dealing with his rat phobia. And Ziva's dealing with her ghost phobia.
Abby Sciuto : So what's Gibbs dealing with?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs enters] Them!
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : What the hell is that noise?
Abby Sciuto : Brain Matter.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [pause] I love them.
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Abby Sciuto : Now place two drops of the methalane blue on your slide.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [adds the drops] We're good.
Abby Sciuto : Of course, blood that's passed through someone's G.I. tract has a very *particular* smell...
[Tony sniffs the slide]
Abby Sciuto : But since this guy may have died from a highly contagious virus, whatever you do, *don't* inhale!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [slight pause] We're not good!
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[Ducky is working in the lab aboard the Navy research ship]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : And if we were exposed?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Well, I'm hampered from prognosticating further until "Dr." DiNozzo gives me a proper blood analysis!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [waving a hand around the lab] Abby, where's the gas chromata-thinga?
Abby Sciuto : It's the, uh, boxy-looking thing with the, um, circular, door-like thing on the front.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...Oh, I got it.