"The Simpsons" He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs (TV Episode 2007) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Multi-Eyed Squirrel, Itchy, Actor, Barney Gumble, Rich Texan, Squeaky Voiced Teen, Homer's Brain, Airplane Voice, Pilot #3

[the family runs into the house and find Plopper the Pig sitting on the couch. The family sits down and Homer happily cradles him]

Homer Simpson : My summer love.

Plopper : Oink.
Mr. Burns : You saved my life. There must be something I can do for you.

Homer's Brain : A cookie! No, a car! No, a cookie!

Mr. Burns : You're getting a free dinner...

Homer Simpson : Gasp!

Mr. Burns : ...with...

Homer Simpson : Yeah?

Mr. Burns : ...me!

Homer Simpson : Me? But that's you!
Homer Simpson : [after giving the pilot the money] Sempher Fudge.

Pilot : Did you just say Sempher Fudge?

Homer Simpson : No I said the right thing.
Homer Simpson : I don't need a shrink, therapist, consultant or motivational speaker.

Colby Krause : I'm a life coach.

Homer Simpson : Ooh, tell me more.
Marge Simpson : What are you doing? You don't know how to fly a plane!

Homer Simpson : I once drove a car off a cliff. How hard can it be? Hmm, what's the ocean doing up in the sky?
Homer Simpson : Oh, what's the point of putting on my socks? I'd just have to take them off again a week later.
Homer Simpson : [after picking Mr. Burns out of a water fountain] Hey... you're not a penny!
Marge Simpson : You smell like Chicago. Did you go there in a commercial plane?

Homer Simpson : No way! Commercial planes are for losers and terrorists. I went in a private plane.

Marge Simpson : Was there any difference?

Homer Simpson : Are you kidding? It's the difference between champagne and carbonated pee.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Multi-Eyed Squirrel, Itchy, Actor, Barney Gumble, Rich Texan, Squeaky Voiced Teen, Homer's Brain, Airplane Voice, Pilot #3