Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020 Video)

Liam McIntyre: Captain Boomerang

Quotes 

• King Shark : King Shark is a shark! King Shark is a shark! King Shark is a shark!

  Captain Boomerang : And Captain Boomerang is a boomerang, you fuck knuckle.

  King Shark : ...It has been an honor to fight by your side.

  Captain Boomerang : Are you shitting me?

• John Constantine : Break her face, Clark's wife!

  Captain Boomerang : Ugh, Brits.

  John Constantine : Aussies.

  Captain Boomerang : Poms.

  John Constantine : Convicts.

  John Constantine , Captain Boomerang : Wankers!

  Superman : Do your best, honey!

• Captain Boomerang : [fighting Paradooms]  Come on, you bunch of assholes! Hey, you want a boomerang? Here! Come on, come all! What about you? And you? And you have a boomie! You all have some fucking boomies! I've got you covered!

• Lois Lane : Darkseid's machines have gone online in the Congo, China, and off the coast of England.

  Harley Quinn : What the heck are they?

  Lois Lane : They phase the Earth's magma into Darkseid's base.

  Lady Shiva : So these things must be destroyed.

  Lois Lane : That's a temporary solution. We need to blow up Apokolips.

  Captain Boomerang : Oh, is that all? Piece of cake.

  Lois Lane : We can't brute-force this. On Apokolips, Darkseid has Paradooms. Parademons upgraded with Superman's DNA, like Doomsday was.

  Superman : Don't rub it in, honey.

  Lois Lane : We have to get them off of Apokolips to have any chance. To do that, we plan on mounting simultaneous attacks on two of the machines. That should cause the Paradooms to be sent to Earth as reinforcements.

  Damian Wayne : Why not attack all three?

  Lois Lane : We... don't have enough people. If the two teams do enough damage, we'll be fine. The boom tube gate is located in LexCorp Tower. That's where we come in. We take the tower. Our strike team transports to Apokolips, sets its power generator to go critical, reverses the boom tubes, bringing all the Paradooms back to Apokolips, then we get out before it blows up.

  Harley Quinn : Easy peasy, rich n' cheesy. Ha-ha!

  King Shark : King Shark is a shark.

  John Constantine : Aren't you forgetting one small detail, name of Darkseid?

  Captain Boomerang : Warm beer, soggy chips here is right. We can't take him. No one can.

  Lois Lane : Darkseid is going to Oa. We only begin after he's gone. Once we're there, we shut down the portal so he can't come back. Without Apokolips, he can't destroy Earth.

  Raven : How do you know he'll be gone? Did you steal his diary?

  Lois Lane : I have a source in Darkseid's camp called Sleeper. He or she has been slipping me information for months.

  Damian Wayne : No wonder you and Kent are together. You're both gullible fools. Darkseid is playing you. Or Batman is.

  Superman : The information from Lois' source has led to every victory we've had since the conquest.

  Captain Boomerang : You have a strange concept of victory, mate.

  Lois Lane : The planet's molten core will be gone in a week. Then it's game over. I know this plan has astronomical risks and impossible odds, but we're out of time.

  Etrigan : Blah, blah, blah. Let's do this thing!