- Rita Castillo: I started the day convinced I would never laugh again. And then... you walked in, wearing that frock. Oh, bless you, Alma.
- Scooter Polarsky: I wish my rich lady friend was nice like you.
- Dee Fillcot: She pays your bills. She doesn't have to be nice.
- Maisie Moran: You play music for the animals?
- Bertram Fillcot: Yes. It's important for me that their last moments be beautiful.
- Alma Fillcot: You're inviting me to a party?
- Rita Castillo: Because of Mrs. Von Essen's passing, we're now calling it a memorial.
- Alma Fillcot: Should I wear black?
- Rita Castillo: Only if you want to look like a waiter.
- Rita Castillo: You drink too much.
- Carlo Castillo: Do I?
- Rita Castillo: It makes you do ugly things. Like humiliate me in front of the help.
- Carlo Castillo: I like taking you down a peg when you're, uh, playing the Grand Lady.
- Rita Castillo: It's the role you hired me for.