The United Nations Purchase & Thieving Clause governing Dethklok copyright by name reads, "Dethklok has been granted the full legal powers of use of excessive force and total unilateral punishment without impunity for all those deemed to be thieves of Dethkloks" (sic) "intellectual properties. All illegal downloads, uploads, copying, unauthorized merchandising of Dethklok's copyrighted materials fall under this new ordinance. Dethklok Inc., under the laws set forth by this congress, will hereto have total governing authority without trial, and no immunity can be given to any and all persons deemed to be thieves of the mentioned IP. Dethklok has been given full priveliges" (sic) "under ordinance act 32998 of the sub-category H-955. This ordinance cannot be rescinded, nor can it be abolished."