Gossip Girl (TV Series)

All About My Brother (2008)

Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey

Quotes 

• Rufus Humphrey : [looking at the Scrabble board]  Angry. Change. Trust. Girl.

  [looks at Dan] 

  Rufus Humphrey : Something you wanna talk about?

  Dan Humphrey : Who'd have thought Scrabble could be so therapeutic? That last one was a triple word score.

• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Dan]  What's wrong? You look stressed, even for you.

  Dan Humphrey : I'm still worried about Jenny.

  Blair Waldorf : You mean because she's self-obsessed, self-serving, self-centered, self...

  Dan Humphrey : No, no. I wish it was about her and herself, but it's more about... who she's with. I can't get through to her. I tried and she just completely blew me off. And she dissed my pants.

  Blair Waldorf : Maybe I underestimated her.

• Vanessa Abrams : [to Dan]  Give her a break. Asher is her first love.

  Dan Humphrey : It's infatuation. It's not love.

  Georgina Sparks : Yeah, but to a 15-year-old girl, I mean, there really isn't much of a difference.

• Blair Waldorf : Dan Humphrey, just who I hate to admit I was looking for. You're dirty.

  Dan Humphrey : What are you talking about?

  Blair Waldorf : Cheating, drinking, drugs, it's all fair game, but outing your sister's boyfriend is dark. How did squeaky clean Humphrey ever come up with that?

  Dan Humphrey : I didn't come up with anything.

  Blair Waldorf : Oh my God. You know something. Spill it.

  Dan Humphrey : Yeah, I might have seen Asher kissing another guy.

  Blair Waldorf : So it's true. Who was he kissing?

  Dan Humphrey : I dunno I couldn't see, but what does that even matter?

  Blair Waldorf : Right now Gossip Girl's credibility is the same as tensing mortifies after a few martinis, but if I can prove that his simplicity is more than just a rumor, then they'll break up. That's what you want isn't it?

  Dan Humphrey : Well, yeah, I guess.

  Blair Waldorf : Asher's just using your sister as a cover. It's your brotherly duty to save her before becoming the next Katie Holmes.

  Dan Humphrey : And you're in this to help Jenny?

  Blair Waldorf : Motive is irrelevant as long as our in game is the same.

  Dan Humphrey : No, Blair this is not a game to me okay. I don't want her to get hurt.

  Blair Waldorf : Well, you should've thought that through before you told all of Manhattan that Jenny's a glorified hag.

  Dan Humphrey : You know what? You're on your own.

  Blair Waldorf : Suit yourself.

• Dan Humphrey : How are you always so right?

  Serena van der Woodsen : That's easy when you're always wrong.

  [delightful laugh]