Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Much 'I Do' About Nothing (2008)

Leighton Meester: Blair Waldorf

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Quotes 

• Blair Waldorf : [kicks Chuck]  Break a leg!

  Chuck Bass : I think I just did!

• [Blair wakes up and slaps Chuck's arm] 

  Chuck Bass : Ow!

  Blair Waldorf : Who, what, where, when, why?

  Chuck Bass : We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.

  Blair Waldorf : And you were on the floor.

  Chuck Bass : I didn't want to hurt my back.

  Blair Waldorf : Why? It's not like you do anything athletic.

  Chuck Bass : Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?

  Blair Waldorf : Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.

  Chuck Bass : It was one time, it was chilly.

  Blair Waldorf : Enough about the past, before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.

  Chuck Bass : Well, I trust you can take it from here, I have a best man's speech to write and no time to write it.

  Blair Waldorf : Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.

  Chuck Bass : I still have the scars on my back to prove it.

  [Blair starts pushing him out the door] 

  Chuck Bass : You know, they say that if you love something, you should set it free.

  Blair Waldorf : Uh! They say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.

  Chuck Bass : [as door gets slammed in his face]  I love it when you talk dirty, Blair.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, babe, what's it gonna take for you to relax?

  Blair Waldorf : Chuck.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Oh, God! My ears are bleeding! Make it stop!

• Blair Waldorf : What can I say? He brings out the worst in me. And weirdly, I bring out the best in him.

• Blair Waldorf : Best man speech going that well?

  Chuck Bass : There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?

  Blair Waldorf : Not a dry eye there either.

  Chuck Bass : Didn't know I wasn't missed?

  Blair Waldorf : Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time.

  [Blair fixes Chuck's bowtie] 

  Chuck Bass : Except you. Save me a dance?

  Blair Waldorf : [Blair grabs Chuck, irritated by what he said]  Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common.

  [Blair kicks Chuck on the shin, making him grunt] 

  Blair Waldorf : Ha, break a leg.

  Chuck Bass : I think I just did.

• Blair Waldorf : [to Georgina, whose parents are now on to her]  Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here. Have fun at reform school.

• Chuck Bass : It wasn't what I wrote. I was inspired in the moment. Look, I know I said some horrible things. Even for me.

  Blair Waldorf : You mean, blogging to Gossip Girl about our sex life, and comparing me to your dad's sweaty old horse?

• Blair Waldorf : Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand. It was nice to see him get his hands dirty for once. Not sure how much fun he had, though. No one enjoys their first time.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Hey.

  Blair Waldorf : Hey. How go the prenuptials?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Well my mom's done this enough times you'd think she be a pro by now but I dunno, her heart doesn't really seem in it.

  Blair Waldorf : You think this will be us in 20 years? On to our fourth husbands?

  Serena van der Woodsen : A girl can dream.

  [the girls laugh] 

• Blair Waldorf : Speaking of true love, Dan isn't here?

  Serena van der Woodsen : He's coming.

  Blair Waldorf : So all is forgiven?

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'm workin on it.

  Blair Waldorf : What do you have to work on? He's the one who has to forgive you.

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah - yeah that's what I'm workin on.

• Blair Waldorf : Looks like Nate isn't a fan of the fish, or his date.

  Vanessa Abrams : Blair, I'm with Nate and you're at the singles table, deal with it.

  Blair Waldorf : I just feel sorry for you is all. Dating an Archibald is a tortured process. The endless supply of family drama, the fact that he never really got over Serena. Though falling for someone in love with Serena, you already knows how that feels don't you?

• Blair Waldorf : You gonna be okay? Alone all summer without your best friend who always gets you out of trouble?

  Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, I'm looking forward to staying out of trouble for awhile.

  Blair Waldorf : Have you talked to Dan?

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, not since the wedding. It's for the best, for him and for me. I'm fine.