Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On (2007)

Mitchel Musso: Oliver Oken

Quotes 

• Sarah : Hey, Oliver ready for International Relations Week!

  Oliver Oken : Oh, Totally! My country, Okenland is ready to rock.

  Oliver Oken : We've got gorgeous beaches, gorgeous girls, and our main export is love!

  [gives friends high-fives] 

  Sarah : Good For You... want to hear about Sarahtopia?

  Oliver Oken : Not Really

  [walks away] 

• Sarah : [talking about Sarahtopia]  Our national color is green, we only use alternative fuels, and our chief export is mulch made from our own waste products.

  Oliver Oken : Do ya have an army?

  Sarah : No

  Oliver Oken : Good luck

  Sarah : You won't be so smug, when your people get sick of paying $18 for a gallon of gas, revolt, and hang you by your thumbs.

  [Oliver gives disgusted look] 

  Sarah : Bye!

• Lilly Truscott : [both Miley and Lilly rush to their lockers, but Miley gets there first]  You're blocking my locker.

  Miley Stewart : You're blocking my locker.

  Lilly Truscott : Why don't you show some

  [in country accent] 

  Lilly Truscott : southern hospitality, and move.

  Miley Stewart : Why don't you assert your independence and move me.

  Oliver Oken : Ok, what are you two arguing about this time? Did somebody forget their friendship weekaversary?

  Miley Stewart : We don't have weekaversaries anymore, because we are no longer friends and this would have been our 200th and Lilly would've gotten that charm bracelet she been wanting. Oh well!

• Lilly Truscott : Well, I don't need presents from someone who insults my family.

  Miley Stewart : [yelling]  I insulted your family?

  Lilly Truscott : Thanks for admiting it.

  Miley Stewart : [yelling]  I wasn't finished... YOUR CHECK GRABBING MOTHER!

  Lilly Truscott : Your me-man-you-woman pappy!

  Oliver Oken : You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini, get a free churro.

• Oliver Oken : [steps in front of Lilly]  Lilly chill!

  Mr. Corelli : Guys, I was going to return those!

  Oliver Oken : Don't be an idiot just take the fish!

  Sarah : Hey! If she wants to pay it's her right!

  Oliver Oken : Well, her right is stupid.

  Sarah : Your stupid.

  Oliver Oken : Oh that's pretty brave talk for someone who doesn't have an army.

  Sarah : Well, who needs an army when you have an arm!

  [hits Oliver with fish] 

• Oliver Oken : Oh, Lilly tell you mom to wear that dress she wore at my folks Christmas party. She looked so hot...

  [Lilly and Miley give him weird looks] 

  Oliver Oken : liday-ish... very festive... gotta go

  [walks off]