The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Pancake Batter Anomaly (2008)
Johnny Galecki: Leonard Hofstadter
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [on the phone with Leonard] Hang on, call waiting.
Leonard : No, don't, don't...
Howard Wolowitz : [switches over] Hello?
Sheldon Cooper : Howard, I'm sick.
Howard Wolowitz : Uh.
[imitating his mother]
Howard Wolowitz : Howard's sleeping, this is his mother. Why are you calling at this ungodly hour?
Sheldon Cooper : I need soup.
Howard Wolowitz : [still imitating his mother] Then call your own mother.
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Leonard : Howard, it's Leonard. Code milky green.
Howard Wolowitz : Dear Lord, not milky green.
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Sheldon Cooper : Wait.
[hands Leonard a measuring cup]
Sheldon Cooper : Put this in the bathroom.
Leonard : What for?
Sheldon Cooper : I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down.
Leonard : I mix pancake batter in this!
Sheldon Cooper : No, that measuring cup has always been for urine.
Leonard : You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment, including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said urine cup?
Sheldon Cooper : It's right here on the bottom.
Leonard : Oh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker company a letter of apology.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Checkmate.
Leonard : Aaow! Again?
Sheldon Cooper : Obviously, you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land would be more your speed.
Leonard : Just reset the board.
Sheldon Cooper : It must be humbling to suck on so many different levels.
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Leonard : Alright, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids!
Sheldon Cooper : What else would I drink? Gasses? Solids? Ionized plasma?
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Leonard : How was Nebraska?
Penny : Oh, better than North Dakota.
[pause]
Penny : Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper : From the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that that joke is not funny here.
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us?
Leonard : I don't think Penny's ever coming here again.
Sheldon Cooper : I'm very congested.
Leonard : Yeah, so?
Sheldon Cooper : Could you go to the kitchen, and get me the turkey baster labelled mucous?
Leonard : If I stand, I'll vomit.
Sheldon Cooper : Under the sink, yellow Tupperware bowl.
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Leonard : What the hell are you doing?
Sheldon Cooper : I'm making Petri dishes to grow throat cultures.
Leonard : With lime Jello?
Sheldon Cooper : I need a growth medium, and *someone* polished off the apricot yogurt.
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Raj Koothrappali : How about Lasik?
Leonard : You want me to get eye surgery?
Raj Koothrappali : Would you rather go back to the apartment and deal with Sheldon or have a stranger carve up your corneas with a laser beam?
[Leonard doesn't respond]
Howard Wolowitz : Well?
Leonard : I'm thinking!