The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Tangerine Factor (2008)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Thank you so much for your stupid advice!
Raj Koothrappali : Incredible. You've managed to screw up the screw-up.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, well, you know, this isn't that bad. It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman who's open to expressing her affection in non-traditional locales.
Penny : Oh God!
Leonard Hofstadter : Elevators, parks, movie theatres, out of curiosity, is this subway the transportation system or subway the sandwich shop?
Penny : Sandwich shop.
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Penny : I swear to God, I am done with guys like that. You know, macho, with the perfect body and the hair, and the money.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah, that must get old quick.
Penny : You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice, and honest, and who actually cares about me.
Leonard Hofstadter : What about me?
Penny : What about you what?
Leonard Hofstadter : What about if you went out with me?
Penny : Are you asking me out?
Leonard Hofstadter : Um... yes... I am... asking you out.
Penny : Wow.
Leonard Hofstadter : I was just going off your comment about the nice guy...
Penny : No, I know, I got that. Yeah, totally.
Leonard Hofstadter : ...thing and honest but, it's no big deal...
Penny : Yes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes what?
Penny : Yes, I will go out with you.
Leonard Hofstadter : Really?
Penny : Yeah. Why not, I mean, what do I have to lose?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah. That's the spirit
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Leonard Hofstadter : Before we go, have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?
Penny : Oh, I have heard more than enough about Schrodinger's cat.
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Penny : Wanna sit down?
Sheldon : Oh, I wish it were that simple... You see, I don't spend much time here, so I've never chosen a place to sit.
Penny : Well, choose.
Sheldon : There are a number of options... I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities, airflow patterns and dispersion of sunlight, to make in informed choice.
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Penny : [about the guy she just broke up with] He's moved on!
Leonard Hofstadter : Wow! That was quick!
Penny : [crying] That's what I said to the girl with her legs wrapped around his neck.