- Tex Hex: Ding busted! I lose more blasted Skull Walkers than I can count.
- Marshal BraveStarr: I didn't think you knew how to count, Tex.
- Stampede: Listen to me, you misbegotten cactus-kisser, if I tell you to capture the Shaman, you do that first!
- Thirty/Thirty: [Tex is about to cast a spell and pointing a finger] What good's that finger go do ya, Tex?
- Tex Hex: You'll see, Horse-Face.
- [fires a blast from his finger]
- Thirty/Thirty: [ducks] Dag nabbit! Now you're gettin' me mad!
- Tex Hex: Okay, Marshal, I'm-a callin' you out! I'm gonna freeze you so hard it'll take a month-a Sundays before you're warm again!
- Marshal BraveStarr: The things you heard about Tex here today are true. He's caused more misery and suffering than anybody in the whole history in New Texas. And just remember, he can lay the same kinda misery and suffering on you too, anytime he wants to. But you can stop him, Hawgtie. You've got that power. Right now, all you have to do is vote 'guilty', and Tex'll be behind bars, where he belongs.