House M.D. (TV Series)
Games (2007)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
Quotes
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Dr. James Wilson : Dying's easy. Living's hard!
Dr. Gregory House : That can't possibly be as poignant as it sounded.
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Dr. Lisa Cuddy : This was your plan all along!
[chuckles]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy : Well, at least the games are over.
Dr. Gregory House : How long have you known me?
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Dr. Gregory House : [to patient who is a rocker] Remind me of your influences here. 'Cause I'm gonna say Thelonius Monk and the sound a trash compactor makes when you crawl inside it.
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[House plays the patient's music, and the patient goes into convulsions]
Dr. Gregory House : Is he dancing or seizing?
Kutner : Seizing.
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Dr. Gregory House : Amber, please stand.
Dr. Amber Volakis : You didn't call me 'Bitch'. Is that bad?
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Dr. Gregory House : You have three choices in this life. Be good, get good, or give up.
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Dr. James Wilson : What sort of a lawyer tells his client he's got a case because he's going to live?
Dr. Gregory House : I've heard that not all lawyers are as ethical as the ones we see on TV.
Dr. James Wilson : I don't think this guy even has a law degree.
Dr. Gregory House : Well, the guys on TV don't either.
Dr. James Wilson : I think he has a medical degree.
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Dr. Gregory House : There's something freeing about being a loser, isn't there?
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Dr. Gregory House : Minus five for ingratitude. No, "Thank you, Doctor House." No, "Here's a bottle of codeine for your troubles, Doctor House."
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Dr. Gregory House : Clinic's been quarantined. Patient came in with Avian Flu-like symptoms and 50 extra dollars in spending money.
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Dr. Gregory House : [to Amber] If you were always right, then you wouldn't have just been wrong. Or let the patient mainline nicotine. Or ravaged my anatomical model which Grandma House bought me when I aced my MCATs.
Kutner : A pharmeceutical rep left that here on Tuesday.
Dr. Gregory House : Grandma does some part-time work.
Kutner : The rep was a 30-something babe.
Dr. Gregory House : Thank you. I got her hips.
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Dr. Gregory House : Pretty sure there is no irony-body connection. But it'd be ironic if there was.
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Dr. Gregory House : You were doing better before you had a good idea.