The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Tangled in the Web (2009)

Nicole Sullivan: Marlene

Quotes 

• King Julien : Tell me more about this "People want to watch me" thing.

  Marlene : They get on the internet and vote for their favorite animal. You know, back in my old aquarium, I was voted most popular three years in a row.

  King Julien : Which is not interesting to me because it is not about me. See how that works?

  Marlene : Maybe you didn't hear me.

  [Pulls out three trophies] 

  Marlene : Three-time national internet popularity champion right here!

  King Julien : [Seeing his reflection on one of the trophies]  Ooh, I can see me, but wider. I would very much like to have it!

  Marlene : Since I'm no longer in competition - scandal, long story - I can help you, if you want.

  King Julien : Silly otter. I do not need this thing called help.

  Marlene : Mmm, okay. If you change your mind, you know where to find me.

  King Julien : Yes, yes, but I don't change my mind. I have people for that.

• Marlene : A computer is a machine the people use to avoid work, mainly by watching silly little videos.

  Maurice : You're saying those cameras are there so the whole world can watch us?

  Skipper : Like hawks!

  Kowalski : Except for the swooping down and devouring us part.

  Private : Hopefully.

• King Julien : Marlene, what are you doing here?

  Marlene : I live here?

  King Julien : Really? Who knew? I didn't.

  Marlene : Julien, you never visit. You must really be stinking up the internet.

  King Julien : Yes... I mean, no! I could not be more popularlest. Everybody is loving the king that is me.

  Marlene : Okay, I'll let you get back to that.

  King Julien : Yes, I guess I really should... They hate me! They hate me! I must have the shiny trophy, and that roly-poly penguin is hogging all the glory that should be the king's! Help me! Please, please! I'll say it one more time, Please!

  Marlene : Okay, since you are pathetically begging.

  King Julien : I'm not sure I would say pathetic.

  Marlene : I would.

  King Julien : All right, it's just a word. Help me now.

  Marlene : Okay, here's what I see. Lights, music, artsy hats, a performance that'll knock'em dead!

  King Julien : Yes! And if they're dead, they can't vote for that ridiculous penguin.

• Skipper : Don't you get it? They're trying to get inside our heads, stealing our secrets.

  Marlene : Wait, what?

  Skipper : Stealing our secrets!

  Marlene : No, they're not. It's just for fun.

  Skipper : They've gotten to you! There's no one we can trust, boys. Rico!

  [Rico regurgitates a smoke screen bomb; they escape under the cover of the smoke]