The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Misfortune Cookie/Lemur See, Lemur Do (2009)

Kevin Michael Richardson: Maurice, Duck

Quotes 

• King Julien : Maurice! Mort!

  Maurice : Is there something wrong, your majesty?

  King Julien : Yes! Why didn't you tell me it was my birthday?

  Maurice : Yeah, it's not your birthday.

  King Julien : Of course it is. Otherwise why would you get me this ginormous present?

  Maurice : We didn't give you a present.

  Mort : I did.

  Maurice : No, you didn't!

  Mort : No, I did!... I didn't.

• Maurice : Your majesty, this isn't healthy. You need to shake this off.

  King Julien : What's the use? I shall never be shaking this or even my booty ever again.

  Mort : Foot hugging time! Yay!

  [Hugs Julien's feet] 

  Maurice : Look at Mort hugging your feet! Doesn't that make you crazy? Doesn't that make you want to do something? Anything?

  King Julien : It's not the same without my Lemmy.

• King Julien : How dare you accusing me of such outrageousness, like a snake!

  Maurice : Yo, we got a snake to bit Rico! This'll convince those pen...

  [Sees Skipper] 

  Maurice : Oh, well, forget it.

• King Julien : Maurice, I worry about those penguins. What could make them believe in curses?

  Maurice : Short of that penguin meeting a foul end, nothing.

  King Julien : Aha, but what if we made Freako...

  Maurice : Rico.

  King Julien : ...Rico meet a foul end? That would make them believe.

  Maurice : Probably, but it wouldn't be a curse.

  King Julien : Wouldn't it, Maurice? Are you sure?

  Maurice : Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

  King Julien : And I'm pretty not. No, no, wait! I'm pretty. Very, very pretty. So pretty! Mort, tell me I am pretty.

  Mort : You are pretty.

  King Julien : Thank you. See, Maurice? Mort agrees with me. Case closed.

  Maurice : All right. What did you have in mind?