- Maurice: Look, you don't understand how important this is. You want King Julien to be happy on his day. One time everyone forgot about King Julien Day, and let me tell you...
- King Julien: [Flashback] Which forgetter is next for the whooping? Come on, I want you to hurt like I do! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
- Maurice: Oh, I couldn't sit right for a week. Trust me, you do not want him to freak on you!
- King Julien: In a few hours, we celebrate the biggest holiday of the year.
- Marlene: Christmas in July! Except it's not Christmas... and it's not July.
- King Julien: See how playfully they tease me, Maurice.
- Skipper: Maurice thinks he can bribe us with his piñata promises. Pity for him, penguins are not for sale. Right, men?
- Private: I wonder what's in that piñata? I bet it's full of butterscotch lollies and sour balls.
- Kowalski: I'd say we're looking at a 50/50 mix of gummy fish and candy buttons.
- Rico: Yay, buttons!
- Skipper: We may never know, because today we are performing scheduled maintenance on the HQ.
- Kowalski: Perhaps we can reschedule?
- Skipper: We can't just reschedule scheduled maintenance that's been scheduled, right here on the schedule.
- King Julien: Up next, the King Julien Day traditional tossing of the fruit.
- Private: Tossing of the fruit?
- Marlene: Tossing it where, exactly?
- [Marlene gets a melon to the face]
- Maurice: At you, exactly.
- King Julien: Because what is a party without cake? I guess it would still be a party, but it would feel like something is missing. Something cakey.
- Mason: [interpreting for Phil] Pineapple upside-down cake, glazed with brown booger.
- [Phil signs]
- Mason: My mistake. Brown sugar.
- King Julien: Eh... just in case, next!
- King Julien: Do I see bugs in there?
- Marlene: Lemurs like bugs. Right?
- King Julien: Yes, ordinarily. But I'm on a low-tick diet.