- Lambert: What's the difference between a witcher and a heap of shit?
- Coen: Well, go on, then.
- Lambert: Eventually, the shit will stop smelling.
- [guffaws]
- Coen: That joke's old as the Conjunction.
- Lambert: Well, you tell me one, then, you comedic fuck.
- Coen: All right. What do you call a witcher with no brains?
- Ciri: Lambert?
- King Vizimir of Redania: [about Yennifer] My adviser Dijkstra says she's worth keeping an eye on.
- King Foltest of Temeria: [Eyes the mages] They all are these days. Our most trusted advisers... are becoming less and less trustworthy.
- Filavandrel: I've never known a human to give out of the kindness of his heart.
- Francesca: Yes, there's a cost. But if it saves our people, it's one I'm happy to pay.
- Filavandrel: You say that now.