All Grown Up! (TV Series)

Coup DeVille (2003)

Phil Proctor: Howard DeVille

Quotes 

• [Lil carries two shirts and picks up a basket; bumps into Phil, dropping the basket] 

  Phil DeVille : [picks up the basket]  Uh, what's going on?

  Lil DeVille : I'm moving out.

  Phil DeVille : *What*?

  Lil DeVille : Mom and Dad said I can move into the office-slash-workout room.

  Howard DeVille : [carries office supplies]  I'll miss that room.

  Phil DeVille : So, you're just gonna leave me here by myself? Wasn't anyone even gonna *tell me*?

  Betty DeVille : Oh, boy. Twin problems come in twos.

  [puts down her exercise bike and touches Phil's right shoulder] 

  Betty DeVille : Calm down, Philly. All this happened kinda fast. Now, Lil gets her own room, but think about it! So do you!

  [wiggles her eyebrows] 

  Betty DeVille : *And* the computer stays here.

  [Lil collects the last of her clothes and leaves] 

  Betty DeVille : And now you got room for that basketball hoop you wanted. And you can paint the place any colour you feel like, 'cept tangerine 'cause it makes your father wig out.

  [Phil hangs his head; Betty kneels down to him] 

  Betty DeVille : It's not like ya lost her. She's just down the hall.

  [crash] 

  Howard DeVille : Ow!

  Betty DeVille : [stands up and leaves]  Snap out of it, Howie! Setting up my Thigh-O-Nara machine is a lot harder than plugging in your calculator.

  [Phil struts over to a wall and looks at photos of him and Lil growing up; the first one of them painting each other with purple markers; the second one of them in preschool failing to hit a piñata; the third one of them as babies playing with worms in the mud; Phil cries and slumps down on his bed; fade to black]