Psych (TV Series)

Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion (2008)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

Quotes 

• Shawn Spencer : Look, I don't care what you do, okay? I don't care! I just don't want to hear about it. So don't call me on the phone, asking me for advice... and don't expect me to meet you and your new dominatrix girlfriend for dinner.

  Henry Spencer : Kid, this isn't easy for me, either.

  Shawn Spencer : Yeah, it never was. Have a nice date.

  [Shawn turns to leave, but hesitates in the doorway] 

  Shawn Spencer : And unless you plan on taking her to Wayne Manor, lose the turtleneck, okay? Let her admire her work. And remember, you treat a woman like a person, and then a princess, and then a Greek goddess...

  Henry Spencer : ...and then a person again.

  Shawn Spencer : Right.

  Henry Spencer : [smiles]  Okay.

• Henry Spencer : Thanks for coming, son.

  Shawn Spencer : You said it was important.

  [sees Henry's tight black turtleneck] 

  Shawn Spencer : Clearly, you're about to shoot an Old Spice commercial.

• Henry Spencer : [about his upcoming date]  Should I take her to Crab Shack Willy's or The Third Wharf?

  Shawn Spencer : Those can't possibly be real places.