[During an intruder alert, Akito is watching Gekigangar III when new pilot Hikaru bursts out of an overhead duct]
Gekigangar Announcer: [On TV] Thanks to the sacrifice of Joe Umitsubame, General Masaka has been driven back! But now, Gekigangar III is missing a pilot! Will they be able to recover from this loss?
[Hikaru sobs, then bursts out at Akito]
Hikaru: [shouting] Isn't Joe totally most awesome?
Akito: [confused] Well, I, um...
Hikaru: I only found out about Gekigangar III a little while ago but I'm already completely hooked! I was thinking of doing my own version as an amateur comic book, what do you think about that? Only in my version Joe and Ken are shounen-ai and they meet a girl who looks just like me!
[long pause]
Akito: Um, Miss?
Hikaru: Huh?
Akito: Who are you... and why were you crawling around inside my ceiling?
Hikaru: Oh, leaping lizards! I guess you would wanna know about that, huh?