Psych (TV Series)

Gus Walks Into a Bank (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : I am breaking about fifty codes of police procedure just by talking to you about this.

  Shawn Spencer : Aargh! Code! That is your biggest problem!

  Carlton Lassiter : Oh, it's my problem?

  Shawn Spencer : Just once, can you grab life by the little Lassiters and follow your instincts? I know you don't like my methods. I know you don't like *me*. But we are pressed for time, and I'm telling you, I am vibing like crazy! Can we screw protocol and get the hell out of here?

  [pause] 

  Carlton Lassiter : You take shotgun.

  Shawn Spencer : You are so sexy right now!

• Shawn Spencer : All right, Jules, give me one good reason why you find this guy attractive.

  Juliet O'Hara : Shawn...

  Shawn Spencer : You can't give me one?

  Juliet O'Hara : I can think of many!

  Shawn Spencer : Is one of them that you're looking forward to giving him sponge baths in the near future?

  Juliet O'Hara : I happen to find his age and his maturity appealing. He is distinguished and virile and, most importantly, he knows who he is, and *that* is attractive.

  Carlton Lassiter : [amused]  You two know I'm in the van, right?