- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus? How did you escape my net?... It was the mouse, wasn't it?
- Candace: I know I've done this nineteen other times, but this time I can say with the utmost confidence that there are Phineas and Ferb robots in our back yard!
- [throws open the gate]
- Mom: Yes, Candace. There are Phineas and Ferb robots in our back yard.
- [they see Phineas and Ferb, dancing the "Phinedroids and Ferbots" dance]
- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Perry the Platypus, your dragon robot is no match for my Queen Elizabeth the first... robot. Do you want to switch? Come on, be a sport!
- Grandpa Reg: Legend says that the Black Knight's ghost still haunts these moors, riding in search of the dragon followed by his pack of fierce hounds.
- Candace: [talking on her phone about England] Man, Stacy. Everything here is so old, wet, and small.
- Candace: [seeing all the androids working] They're my brothers and they're robots... they're brobots!
- Candace: [to Phineas] There's a cute boy next and I don't want you guys scaring him off by acting like complete freaks.
- Charles: Beg pardon.
- [walking up behind her]
- Candace: Hello, hehehehe.
- Charles: I'm Charles Pipping III.
- Candace: I'm Candace Flynn I.
- Charles: So what's all this?
- Candace: This? Uh, this is uh...
- Phineas: [juggling with Ferb] We're putting on a Medieval tournament.
- Candace: [rehearsing] As the fair princess, I declare Sir Charles the winner of the- Wait a minute. Could this be one of those things that backfires horribly on me?
- Phineas: Grandpa Fletcher, we should have a medieval tournament like the knights did in days of yore! We can have jousting, a catapult, and not bathe.
- Grandpa Reg: Way ahead of you on the not bathing.
- Grandpa Reg: Here immortalized in bronze is the Black Knight himself and his Hounds of Heck on their final charge to vanquish the dragon.