Better Than Crazy (2015)

Aaron Daley: Jack

Quotes 

• Caroline : Sarah, have you really not had a shot before?

  Sarah : Nope!

  Dave : That can't be true.

  Sarah : It's true!

  Jack : I believe it.

  Dave : Wait...

  Sarah : No! I've had white zin!

  Jack : Well, this is just like white zin, except that it's a lot stronger and you're gonna end up with your panties on your head.

• Jack : I was partying pretty hard last week and my landlord told me that if I did it again, he'd kick me out.

  Sarah : So it's a foregone conclusion that you're getting kicked out.

  Jack : I might need to live in the Winnebago. Does anyone have a problem with that?

  Sarah : Yes! We have to split it! You can't live in it.

  Jack : How can we split the Winnebago?

  Caroline : Have you ever even been inside the Winnebago?

  Dave : LET'S ARM-WRESTLE FOR IT!

• Jack : It's sad. Here we are, trying to bring up your heritage - OUR heritage - of corn dogs.

  Robert : Heritage of corn dogs?

  Jack : Yes!

  Dave : And lack of pants.

  Jack : And lack of pants. The two things our family is famous for.

• Dave : Let me get this straight. You've gone from singing songs about French fries to singing songs about soda pop?

  Caroline : You know what? SHANK!

  Dave : What's next, nachos?

  Caroline : Ooo...

  Dave : Roast beef?

  Caroline : Shank.

  Dave : Hot dogs?

  Caroline : BFF.

  Dave : Omelettes?

  Caroline : BFF.

  Dave : Jalapeño poppers?

  Caroline : BFF.

  Dave : Chicken wings?

  Caroline : Shank.

  Dave : Meatloaf?

  Caroline : BFF.

  Dave : Dill relish?

  Caroline : On a sandwich or alone?

  Dave : Just out of the jar.

  Caroline : BFF.

  Dave : Tacos y burritos?

  Caroline : What?

  Dave : I was speaking Spanish.

  Jack : El burrito!

  Caroline : BFF. Burritos of any kind, BFF. Go on.

• Jack : Caroline, we have to get up the stairs.

  Caroline : No. I want to take an elevator.

  Jack : We can't take an elevator. We have to take the stairs.

  Caroline : I shank the stairs!

  Jack : You're shanking the stairs!

  Caroline : I shank stairs!

  Jack : All right, all right. We'll get you to an elevator.

  Caroline : Ow!

  Jack : Are those high heels made out of steel, or...?

• Jack : That makes no fucking sense. 'Crazi'? With an 'i'?

  Robert : Should we pronounce it differently?

  Caroline : It's so crazy that it's 'crazy' - with an 'i'. Like... 'crazy' with an 'i'.

  Jack : You need something better than 'crazy'.

  Caroline : Yeah! 'Crazy' with an 'i'!

  Robert : But why an 'i'?

  Jack : That's it? Just because? It's just 'crazy' with an 'i'.

  Caroline : Mmm-hmm.