Lies & Illusions (2009)
Christian Slater: Wes Wilson
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Quotes
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Martin : I'm not asking you to stop thinking about her. I'm just saying every guy needs a little... huh?
Wes Wilson : I'm taking care of myself.
Martin : Sure you do. All right, I'm gonna go have a smoke and leave you with some people.
Wes Wilson : I thought you quit.
Martin : Ah, good health is only gonna keep me in bad marriage.
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Wes Wilson : [to an old lady] Good luck finding love in the 21st century.
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Wes Wilson : Hey, what the hell is this?
Isaac : Mr. Boone will accompany you inside.
Wes Wilson : Why?
Isaac : Insurance, Mr. Wilson.
Wes Wilson : The girl isn't enough?
Isaac : They rarely are.
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Samantha : I'm only here to warn you.
Wes Wilson : But you're a little late.
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Wes Wilson : Cops. And I've got the murder weapon... perfect.
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Samantha : Nicole, how's the Bureau?
Nicole Williams : How does it feel to be alive?
Wes Wilson : You two know each other?
Samantha : She's been tracking me for years.
Nicole Williams : So, Wes, anything you wanna tell me?
Wes Wilson : Me? Who the hell are you?
Samantha : She's a fed.
Wes Wilson : Wait, wait a sec. You both are in on this? I don't believe it.
Samantha : I told you. She wants the diamonds.
Nicole Williams : No, we want the list.
Wes Wilson : I've cared about 2 women in my life and they've both lied to me. Not little white lies, but big, huge get-me-killed kind of lies.
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Wes Wilson : Hey, please don't put me in this trunk. Please. Come on. I'm claustrophobic.
Boone : I don't care what kind of disease you have.
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Samantha : Where are you?
Wes Wilson : Sam. Sam! Sam! I'm in the trunk of a car!
Samantha : Well, what are you doing there?
Wes Wilson : Oh, this is my thing. It's what I do. I'm just relaxing.
Samantha : Where are they taking you?
Wes Wilson : They failed to mention that before they threw me in here.
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Samantha : What happened? Are you okay?
Wes Wilson : We just hit a bump. Major pothole. Drive a little safer, would you? Jackass!
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Samantha : Wes, if I hadn't died that night, we would both be dead right now.
Wes Wilson : Oh, what? So you're gonna say you did all this shit for me? Thanks a lot.
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Wes Wilson : I'll put in my next book. How does that sound?
Isaac : Like having my balls licked by a porcupine.
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Wes Wilson : I can't believe I signed a book for this guy.