Supernatural (TV Series)
Wishful Thinking (2008)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : I can see you're very interested.
Dean Winchester : Women, showers... We gotta save these people!
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Wesley Mondale : Aren't you the guys from the Health Department?
Sam Winchester : Yeah. And florists on the side.
Dean Winchester : Plus FBI. And on Thursdays, we're teddy bear doctors.
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Sam Winchester : Are we-? Should we-? Uh-
[whispers]
Sam Winchester : Are we gonna kill this teddy bear?
Dean Winchester : How, huh? We shoot it, burn it?
Sam Winchester : I dont know. Both?
Dean Winchester : How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean, I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
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Dean Winchester : I gotta tell you, I'm pretty disappointed.
Sam Winchester : Well,
[snorts]
Sam Winchester : you wanted to save naked women.
Dean Winchester : Damn right I wanted to save some naked women!
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Dean Winchester : I shouldn't have lied to you. I do remember everything that happened to me in the pit. Everything.
Sam Winchester : So, tell me about it.
Dean Winchester : No. I won't lie anymore, but I'm not gonna talk about it.
Sam Winchester : Dean, look, you can't just shoulder this thing alone. You gotta let me help.
Dean Winchester : How? You really think that a little heart-to-heart, some sharing and caring, is going to change anything? Huh? Somehow heal me? I'm not talking about a bad day here.
Sam Winchester : I know that.
Dean Winchester : The things that I saw, there aren't words, there is no forgetting, there's no making it better. Because it is right here,
[Points to head]
Dean Winchester : forever. You wouldn't understand and I could never make you understand. So I am sorry.
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Sam Winchester : It's gotta be a joke, right? Some big ass mother in a gorilla suit?
Dean Winchester : Or it's a bigfoot. You know, he's some kind of a... alco-holo-porno addict. Kinda like a deep woods Duchovny.
[smiles, very pleased with himself]
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Audrey Elmer : All I ever wanted was a teddy which was big, real and talked. But now he's sad all the time - not ouch sad, but ouch in the head sad - says weird stuff and smells like the bus.
Dean Winchester : Um, little girl...
Audrey Elmer : [exasperated] Audrey.
Dean Winchester : Audrey, how exactly did your teddy become real?
Audrey Elmer : I wished for it.
Sam Winchester : You wished for it?
Audrey Elmer : At the wishing well.
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Dean Winchester : We never get what we want, and in fact, we have to fight tooth and nail just to keep what we've got.
Sam Winchester : But you know what? Maybe that's the whole point, Wes.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, maybe people are people 'cause they're miserable bastards, 'cause they never get what they really want.
Sam Winchester : Right, yeah. You get what you want, you get crazy.
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Dean Winchester : C'mon. Aren't you a little bit tempted?
[tosses Sam a coin]
Sam Winchester : No.
[He gives the coin back]
Sam Winchester : Wouldn't be real. Wouldn't trust it.
Dean Winchester : I don't know. That bear seemed pretty real.
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Dean Winchester : C'mon. If you could wish yourself back, you know, before it all started. Think about it. You'd be some big yuppie lawyer with a nice car, and a white picket fence.
Sam Winchester : Not what I'd wish for.
Dean Winchester : Seriously?
Sam Winchester : It's too late to go back to our old lives, Dean. I'm not that guy anymore.
Dean Winchester : Alright, well what then? Hmmm? What would Sammy wish for?
Sam Winchester : [deadly serious] Lilith's head on a plate. Bloody.
Dean Winchester : Okay.
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Sam Winchester : Look me in the eye and tell me you don't remember a thing from your time down under.
Dean Winchester : [Looks Sam in the eye] I don't remember a thing from my time down under. I don't remember Sam.
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Chinese Waiter : [Watching Dean trying to pry up the old coin with a crow bar] Hey, hey, hey, what is this? You're gonna break my fountain!
Sam Winchester : [sternly] Sir, I don't want to slap you with a 44 slash 16, but I will.
[Dean gives Sam a look, impressed. The waiter walks away]
Sam Winchester : Alright, thanks.
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Dean Winchester : [Looking at the wishing well with Sam] Think it works?
Sam Winchester : Got a better explanation for Teddy back there?
Dean Winchester : There's one way to find out.
[Pulls out a coin]
Sam Winchester : Whaddya gonna wish for?
Dean Winchester : Shh.
[Tosses the coin in]
Dean Winchester : Not supposed to tell.
Waiter : [Walks in behind them, holding up a sandwich] Somebody order a foot long Italian with jalapeno.
Dean Winchester : That'd be me.
[He and Sam look at each other, then at the well]
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Sam Winchester : Right. Yeah. You get what you want, you get crazy.
Dean Winchester : Just take a look at Michael Jackson. Hmmm? Or Hasselhoff.
[He looks at Sam who nods in agreement]
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Candace Armstrong : so what di you say you are calling your book?
Sam Winchester : oh, um, well, the working title is... Supernatural.
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Candace Armstrong : It was a ghost - I'm lucky to be alive! Anyway, i was at the bottom of the stairs, and that's when it got weird.
Sam Winchester : [incredulous look]
Candace Armstrong : it helped me up.
Sam Winchester : say again?
Candace Armstrong : yeah, it helped me up. it kept saying over and over, "please don't tell my mom."
Sam Winchester : yeah, that's weird.
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Sam Winchester : You actually walked up to a wishing well, dropped a dime and wished to be invisible so you can spy on women in the shower.