Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)
Jim Carrey: Dr. Robotnik
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Quotes
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Dr. Robotnik : I discovered the source of ultimate power!
Agent Stone : That sounds big.
Dr. Robotnik : It's been on my vision board for years.
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Dr. Robotnik : There were good people on both sides.
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Dr. Robotnik : Papa's got a brand new 'stache!
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Dr. Robotnik : It's so nice when diabolical evil lives up to the hype!
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Agent Stone : Doctor, you're magnificent!
Dr. Robotnik : Thank you, sycophant! Your admiration is inevitable.
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Dr. Robotnik : [after Super Sonic destroys his robot] Oh, it's like that? OK, we're not friends!
[falls out of the Death Egg Robot]
Dr. Robotnik : LATER, HATER!
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Dr. Robotnik : You are as useful to me now as a backstage pass to Limp Bizkit.
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Knuckles the Echidna : [noticing Sonic's quill] Where did you get that?
Dr. Robotnik : From a little blue menace on the planet called Earth. I'd be happy to show you the way.
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Dr. Robotnik : It's cold in here. Let's turn up the heat!
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Knuckles the Echidna : Disloyal.
Dr. Robotnik : 'Dis... is how I roll!
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Sonic the Hedgehog : All right, mustache. You want me? Come and get me!
Dr. Robotnik : You don't tell me about coming and getting. I am on the CUTTING EDGE AT COMING AND GETTING!
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Tom Wachowski : I see you tried out the spring collection.
Dr. Robotnik : Well, if it isn't the Pastry King.
Tom Wachowski : That's Donut Lord!
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Dr. Robotnik : You see... Earth... is my turf, G.
[suddenly starts to floss]
Dr. Robotnik : If you don't know how to floss, you'll be lost without me!
Knuckles the Echidna : [confused] I understand nothing of what you just said.
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Dr. Robotnik : Eureka! I found it!
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Dr. Robotnik : Work smarter, not harder.
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Dr. Robotnik : Congratulations on your temporary "oh so great" sense of superiority.
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Knuckles the Echidna : [about to crush Sonic with a boulder] Say goodbye, hedgehog!
[Sonic panics as he notices Robotnik getting his hands on the Master Emerald]
Sonic the Hedgehog : Knuckles, stop! Robotnik's stealing the Emerald!
Knuckles the Echidna : What kind of fool do you take me for?
Sonic the Hedgehog : Just look!
[Knuckles does so]
Dr. Robotnik : Mine!
Knuckles the Echidna : Wait! That wasn't the deal!
Dr. Robotnik : [sarcastically] Oh! You poor, naive creature. It's not your fault. A more advanced intellect would've seen this move coming a mile away... or one point six kilometres.
Knuckles the Echidna : But I trusted you! You were my friend!
Dr. Robotnik : [laughs maniacally] I'm sorry, that just hit me funny. Let this be my final lesson to you, you dimwitted celestial skin tag. Friends are open, honest and vulnerable with each other, which means X square times the hypotenuse of Y square divided by the absolute value of friendship equals... DOOKIE!
Sonic the Hedgehog : [looks on with dread] Oh, no!
[Robotnik lays his hands on the Master Emerald, blasting Sonic and Knuckles away]
Dr. Robotnik : Chaos... is... POWER!
[Robotnik disappears with the Master Emerald, causing the whole temple to cave in]
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Dr. Robotnik : [running from a boulder] I don't want to die like this! It's derivative!
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Dr. Robotnik : Hedgehog, it is time to say goodbye to humanity. Welcome to the new norm!
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Dr. Robotnik : Someone call an Uber?
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Dr. Robotnik : I've been striving to make fungi into a functional drink of choice.
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Dr. Robotnik : Time to say goodbye to this piece of shitake planet!
