Emmett Ashford: Self - Pro Baseball Umpire

Quotes 

• Groucho Marx : I've seen you umpiring a lot of games this year, Emmett. Are you aware of that?

  Emmett Ashford : Yes, and I've seen you, too.

  Groucho Marx : Now, that's ridiculous. How could you possibly see me clear up in the grandstand, when you can't even see a strike 6 inches from your nose?