- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [has received Home Alone 2 on Nintendo] Wow, thanks for sending me this crappy game. Coal woulda been nice, or even better, a bag of poop. So thanks.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [after playing, and losing, Home Alone 2] Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Ya miserable, fucking cunt piece of shit! Shitty games. All my life, shitty fucking games. I hate shitty fucking games! And I hate shitty fucking Christmas 'cause shitty fucking Christmas just means more shitty fucking games! Humbug! *Bah!* Fucking humbug it to hell!
- Ghost of Christmas Past: Greetings, Nerd. Forgive this intrusion, for it is I, the Ghost of Christmas Past.