The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Killer Robot Instability (2009)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Once again, Penny and I have begun our little tango. The carnal repartee, the erotic to and fro. But as delicious as the appetizer might be, at some point we have to succumb and eat the entree while it's still...
[mimes sizzle]
Howard Wolowitz : ... hot.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'm begging you, stop talking.
Penny : Normally, I can just ignore you. I get it. You're a little peculiar, like Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me, Penny, but in this room, you are the one who is peculiar.
Penny : You may be right. But back to you. I know you think you're just some kind of smooth-talking ladies man, but the truth is you're just pathetic and creepy.
Howard Wolowitz : So, what are you saying?
Penny : I am saying that it is not a compliment to call me doable. It is not sexy to stare at my ass and say "Ooh, that must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that." And we are not dancing a tango, we are not to-ing and fro-ing, othing's going to happen between us! Ever!
Howard Wolowitz : Wait a minute. We're not flirting, you're serious.
Penny : Flirting? You think I'm flirting with you? No woman is ever going to flirt with you! You're just going to grow old and die alone!
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[last lines]
Sheldon Cooper : So, what do you think, Howard? I-it's not that bad, right?
Howard Wolowitz : Ah, nah, a little electrical tape, some solder... Are you insane! I've seen space probes that crashed into the desert that were in better shape than this.
Sheldon Cooper : You're right. Monte's gone. We'll bury him in the morning. A-a simple ceremony, I'll speak. Leonard, you'll play your cello.
Penny : Sheldon, honey, aren't you getting a little carried away? I mean, it's just a toy robot.
Sheldon Cooper : Just a toy robot...
[he runs to his room]
Leonard Hofstadter : Penny.
Penny : I know; I got it.
[she goes to Sheldon's room]
Penny : Sheldon! I'm sorry!
Howard Wolowitz : Well,
[pointing to his bandaged nose]
Howard Wolowitz : don't get the wrong idea. The way I see it I'm halfway to pity sex.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Don't take this as a criticism, but you do kind of have that overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on?
Penny : What does that mean?
Leonard Hofstadter : You know, like most of the time you're the easygoing Bruce Banner, but then when you get angry, you kind of turn into like, you know... Grrr!
Penny : I turn into a bear?
Leonard Hofstadter : Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner? You didnt get The Incredible Hulk from that?
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Penny : Your mom seems nice.
Howard Wolowitz : People move away from her on the bus.
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Penny : Do you think that sometimes you try too hard?
Howard Wolowitz : Look at me. What chance do I have if I don't try too hard?
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Mrs. Wolowitz : Howard, there's a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see you.
Howard Wolowitz : Who?
Mrs. Wolowitz : Okay, now she's saying it's Penny.
Howard Wolowitz : I don't want to talk to her.
Penny : Hey.
Howard Wolowitz : Ma!
Mrs. Wolowitz : She ran past me. Was I supposed to tackle her?
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Howard Wolowitz : There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me. I know the other fellows would be very excited to see a girl there.
Penny : How is it supposed to be a dance if I'm the only girl?
Howard Wolowitz : Well, that may be a slight exaggeration. You'd be the only *doable* girl.
Penny : You're a pig, Howard.
Howard Wolowitz : How is doable anything but a compliment?
