The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Work Song Nanocluster (2009)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Penny : [about the website Leonard designed for Penny's business] It seems a little juvenile. It looks like the MySpace page of a thirteen year-old girl.
Leonard Hofstadter : No it doesn't!
Howard Wolowitz : Dateline could use it to attract predators.
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[Leonard, Howard, and Raj are playing "Secret Agent LASER Obstacle Chess"]
Howard Wolowitz : Hey! You know what would be a great idea? We get some girls over here and play LASER obstacle strip chess.
Leonard Hofstadter : Believe me, Howard, any girl who would be willing to play that you don't want to see naked.
Howard Wolowitz : You underestimate me.
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Howard Wolowitz : Leonard died again, Sheldon. You're up.
Sheldon Cooper : Despite my deep love of chess, lasers, and aerosol disinfectant, I must forfeit.
Leonard Hofstadter : Why?
Sheldon Cooper : Because it's almost 11:00.
Leonard Hofstadter : So?
Sheldon Cooper : So Penny has a "don't knock on my door before 11:00 or I punch you in the throat" rule.
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Sheldon Cooper : Camouflaging bald spots is primarily a male concern. Perhaps we could expand our market.
Penny : How are flower barrettes gonna appeal to men?
Howard Wolowitz : We add Bluetooth!
Sheldon Cooper : Brilliant! Men love Bluetooth!
Penny : Wait a minute. Wait a minute. You want to make a hair barrette with Bluetooth?
Sheldon Cooper : Penny - Everything is better with Bluetooth.
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Sheldon Cooper : Before we set up a marketing and distribution infrastructure, we should finish optimizing the manufacturing process. To start with, she has a terrible problem with moisture-induced glitter clump.
Penny : Yeah, it's a bitch!
Howard Wolowitz : [Inspecting bottle of glitter] Ah, I've seen this before.
Penny : Where?
Howard Wolowitz : It's a common stripper problem: they dance, they sweat, they clump.
Penny : Eww.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are you thinking of adding a desiccant like calcium sulfate?
Howard Wolowitz : Actually, I'm thinking about this one stripper named Vega.
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Penny : How the hell are we gonna make a thousand Penny Blossoms
[Penny's hair product]
Penny : in one day?... I'm gonna have to call them and cancel that order.
Sheldon Cooper : Excuse me, but was this not your goal? Financial independence through entrepreneurial brilliance and innovation? My brilliance and innovation, of course, but still.
Penny : I just don't see how we can pull this off.
Sheldon Cooper : That, right there! That equivocation and self-doubt. That is not the American spirit. Did Davy Crockett quit at the Alamo? Did Jim Bowie?
Howard Wolowitz : They didn't give up, they were massacred! By like a gazillion angry Mexicans!